Federal Judge Says Chicks Can Slam Cheating Exes on Web; Gloria Allred Declares 'Victory for Women's Rights'

By Simone Wilson Mon., Feb. 20 2012 at 9:30 AM

Categories: Law

Bay City Bombers

Meet Stacey Blitsch, the new face of women's rights.

Gloria Allred, L.A.'s biggest name in celebrity litigation, has long fallen on the sexier side of women's rights. She's gone after pervy politicians like Herman Cain and Arnold Schwarzenegger for their rampant womanizing, and can side, poker-faced, with a sexting porn star as if it was the most serious human-rights case since Dred Scott v. Sandford.

Allred's latest crusade for she-justice:

The superstar attorney represented two semi-famous hotties who had slammed their ex, a douchey-sounding Manhattan lawyer named Matthew Couloute Jr., on LiarsCheatersRUs.com. He freaked out ...

... and sued them for "tortuous interference with prospective business relations." And guess who came out on top?

Wilshire Boulevard's unbeatable octolawyer, of course! A little more on her bombshell clientele, Stacey Blitsch and Amanda Ryncarz, via the New York Post (where else):

The 5-foot-5 blond bombshell, who was known as "Malibu" Stacey Blitsch, served as women's captain of the California Quakes and leader of its "Bod Squad."
... Couloute said Ryncarz -- who made headlines in 2004 after she and two other women were busted for public nudity during a raucous spring-break bikini contest -- confessed that she kicked off the campaign of character assassination after getting drunk on Christmas.

According to reports on the lawsuit, the nasty LiarsCheatersRUs page on Couloute quickly rose to the top of his search results. Where it still sits today, directly above his LinkedIn profile. (Ouch.) But strangely, despite the ruling, it appears to have been taken down a few days ago. From a cached copy of the page, here's what one anonymous post said about Couloute:

"Lives in Jacksonville, FL/NY/NJ with his new "wife" that he married in City Hall just days after breaking up with his girlfriend of 2+ years. Cheated on ALL of ex-girlfriends. Lied and cheated his entire way through his 40 years of life. Uses people/his son/women to get what he wants then dumps you when he's done with them. Has no long term friends. He rents or finances everything and owns absolutely nothing."

It appears to be from Ryncarz. And according to the Post, another anonymous entry went something like this: "Our relationship didn't last long, as I figured him out pretty quickly, but for others, BE FOREWARNED, HE'S SCUM. RUN FAR AWAY."

Allred to the rescue! "On Friday, February 17, 2012, a Federal Court ruled in favor of the women," she says in a press blast this morning.

In celebration of this "victory for women's rights" (yes, she's really calling it that), the attorney will host a news conference at her L.A. office this morning. According to her presser, she'll comment on the fairer sex's "right to post on the internet that their ex-boyfriends are liars and cheaters if they have evidence to support that statement."

From a law nerd's perspective, this does set an interesting new precedent for post-relationship litigation. Allred is even bringing the ever-popular First Amendment into it. TMZ reports:

Gloria claims her clients -- and women at large -- should have the right to exercise their free speech however they like ... especially since there are laws in place that prevent them suing an unfaithful ex.
She's referring to what are called "Heart Balm" laws -- laws that abolish the ability of one to sue over breach of a promise to marry. And while the laws are gender-neutral, Gloria argues they unfairly protect men ... because men are more likely to cheat than women.

Gloria claims women should have the right to sue ... because they are disproportionately affected by a cheating man than vice versa -- insisting men typically occupy the power position in relationships ... with better jobs, more money, etc.

And while we're giving everyone involved some free press, behold Stacey Blitsch, who's totally the tanner, six-packed Susan Anton of the 21st century.

[@simone_electra / swilson@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]

Tags:

Amanda Ryncarz, Gloria Allred, LiarsCheatersRUs, Matthew Couloute Jr., Stacey Blitsch

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GrimReaperLV

Wait a second. How did this judge make him apologize for this when this other judge told the author of the My-Psycho-Ex website to shut his website down? The hell is this? Two different standards here and what's sickening is these pussified judges think they're helping. These women come into the game planning this crap and when judges lack the intellect and backbone to see through these women - they're worse than useless. Think it's any accident that ever since this started, there's been a sharp rise in porn use, establishments featuring "massage" services, Ashley Madison, Backpage and every online personal out there for hooking up for a few "roses"? Women like this aided and abetted by these judges have made marriage nothing more than a "Trickroll with Jewerly".

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Sbarr

Just say NO to women period. Don't get involved with them or allow them into your life. At some point there is no other logical conclusion. . .so say thousands more everyday. Too hell with sex or companionship. . .women are not worth the risk by leaps and bounds.

Ghtyyu

Could Gloria Allred possibly be a more disgusting person?

I wonder what she would do if someone put her on that site?

Droppedthebomb

You all act like this is new, women have been doing this to us for millenia. Marriage has never been for us, and our heritage. Only for their emottional and financial security. Marriage contracts made a woman (claim at least) that all offspring wouldmbe his. We all see how that works out with gene testing, a third the time the poor dude has been duped.

Marriage 2.0 fellas, run away from this harpie, and her harpie friends.....run away. Make them compete in the work force, give them no children (they will only steal your finances, and rob you of your kids to make you pay), when they ever come crawling back, get a quick lay, and ensure they cannot have your kids. Marry a foreign women who is more worthy, and tell worthless harpies like this thunder***** to "kick rocks!"

Steventhevirgin Man

I AM A VIRGIN

Christopher Neal

@Steven: Go get laid, QUICK!!!

GrimReaperLV

So.....When the judge in this link told the Man to shutdown his Psycho Ex Wife website, was that judge full of it or was this one? In case you don't remember, here's the link:http://digitallife.today.msnbc...

No Divorce For You

He's lucky to be rid of her. She looks like a typical uptight, wack-attack fearing the coming saggy years. And she's gotta live with her self. See ya....

CountRingworm

Of coarse childish and vindictive women have the right to complain about their ex-boyfriends. You go girl!

Mariieh

The law goes both way. Whether it is a scum bag "woman" or "man" you have no rights to privacy.....but didn't we already know that about these new internet days???? Hahaha

Doopeedurp

This is the definition of a cunt. Look how she dresses to attract a males eyes, but demands to be treated as a powerful figure. This bit h is dumb.

Brett

The women can now line up in Alllred's office to extort cash from their cheating exes, thanks to this ruling. And that's what Gloria excels at: Extorting money with threats, whether it be litigation or bad publicity. The only "woman's right" she's interested in is her own right to self-promotion and increasing the size of her bank account.

Hdow

Equal opportunity. Women cheaters are now fair game as well.

cris

IMO I feel that if Simone cheats that person should be slammed an it shouldn't just be women's right but men as well, there's a lot iv learn through this process and one thing is for sure that women and cops have to much power on certain things, I grew up with an abusive father and was glad when my mom left but she left for a food reason iv never touched my wife but she knew how easy it would be just toile a simple allegation no questions asked

Najarcris

Wtf what about men does this go both ways! Women's rights my ass I was deployed to oif and oef and my wife was beyond infidelity and when I found out and left her she went out of her way toile my life miserable, cause of how much pull and unfair the laws are all she had to do was call police for domestic violence cause of noodles that got on her purse after I tossed a bowl of noodles out my window not even close to her and she actually wiped her purse in it after I left . Even the police report showed that there were only a few noodles on her purse...and because of that I lost my children and they are now back in harms way when I was gone my wife was messing around on Internet sites craigslist ads and solicitation and in that process my youngest daughter was molested

Christopher Neal

Dude, here is what you do in such a case. You tell her that you planted a huge stash of cocaine in her house where she will never find it and if she DARE to fuck with you again, you will report her as a slinger. (Just a suggestion).

Timothy

so this is saying that they are stripping the rights away from men and any woman can post derogatory statements on this site and the male can not defend him self on this site ?????

Julie LaSalle

I would imagine it is a two way street. As long as neither party is committing libel, I don't see what the issue is. Don't cheat and you don't have to worry about it. Simple as that. Someone posts bogus info...that is libel, and you can sue them to hell and back for it.