Nadya Suleman Poses Topless For Near-Nude Photos: Octobarf
All we have to say is, thank God Nadya Suleman turned down big-money offers to do porn a few years back.
After perusing the topless, near-nude photos of this mother of the one of the world's rarest set of octuplets, all we can say is: Ralph.
Wow. We will add this ladies:
It is true that you sometimes sacrifice your bodies to give the world the gift of human life. And we thank you for it.
Just don't pose half-nude after having a football team. Please.
And that pouty Collegen-plumped, thick-eyebrow punctuated face? She looks like cartoon-dog Droopy on a particularly depressing day.
Her lawyer said she was photographed for a European magazine in exchange the cash because she's been unable to hold down a job and needs the money.
We'll pay her to stop.