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Nadya Suleman Poses Topless For Near-Nude Photos: Octobarf

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All we have to say is, thank God Nadya Suleman turned down big-money offers to do porn a few years back.

After perusing the topless, near-nude photos of this mother of the one of the world's rarest set of octuplets, all we can say is: Ralph.

Wow. We will add this ladies:


It is true that you sometimes sacrifice your bodies to give the world the gift of human life. And we thank you for it.

Just don't pose half-nude after having a football team. Please.

The near-nude photos of northern Orange County's Suleman, some of which appeared at TMZ this week, make her appear to be as loose and doughy as a mother of 14 should be.

And that pouty Collegen-plumped, thick-eyebrow punctuated face? She looks like cartoon-dog Droopy on a particularly depressing day.

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Droopy.

Her lawyer said she was photographed for a European magazine in exchange the cash because she's been unable to hold down a job and needs the money.

We'll pay her to stop.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]

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taniasultana014
taniasultana014

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Notasdegente
Notasdegente

I am fapping to this so hard right now.

Pauline Adamek
Pauline Adamek

Gosh, thanks Notasdegente for sharing that with us all. 

Notasdegente
Notasdegente

You are welcome Pauline! I just finished fapping to this for the second time time today.

I like sharing.

Realist
Realist

As annoying and gross and irrelevant as this woman is, I think it's rude and irresponsible of you to rail against her because you don't approve of her body. There are thousands and thousands of women out there with esteem issues, with bodies much like "Octomom", and moronic, hypocritical assholes like you are a big reason for that. I'll bet you look no better in the nude than this woman. Hell, I'll bet she looks better than you do, and she's popped out almost a dozen pups - at least she has an excuse. You could have taken a variety of avenues with this article and all you could focus on was the completely shallow, physical aspect, something that any teenaged amateur could have done.

Glenn Williams
Glenn Williams

 work on the math, dude, really! (14>12).

Dennis Romero
Dennis Romero

She has 14 kids, according to my calculator.

Realist
Realist

"After already having six kids, she took meds, prescribed by an incompetent doctor, to ensure another pregnancy which resulted in eight more kids. She is now so desperate that she is posing, semi-nude, after giving birth to fourteen kids"

I posted that this puppy mill has fourteen kids just after my initial post where I stated she had nearly twelve. I've not paid good enough attention to sorry tabloids like LA Weekly to have remembered right away that she had fourteen. However, had you actually read what I wrote you would have noticed that.

Realist
Realist

Yep! Just found your photo. You look pudgy, squishy and soft, with a fat face, and belly protruding beyond your man boobs. Looks like you've got at least one extra chin but it's hard to see through that sorry beard you're wearing in the photo, likely grown to hide the chin(s).

Dennis Romero
Dennis Romero

Thanks Realist. I think you have a point. But let me say this: I'm not posing (multiple times, by the way, in the case of Octomom, who did bikini shoots too) specifically for the world to see. I'm not putting my beautiful self out there. (But if you want some pics email me).

Matt
Matt

What are you doing with your life?  There's no money or security in the alternative press.  Which isn't to say there isn't value to a rag like this.  But the whole endeavor is pointless it if you don't even bother to try to write from an interesting point of view.  This is written from the perspective of a smug, mainstream, judgmental bully.  Yeah, we get it, a mentally-unstable mom doesn't have a hot young body.  This is beyond hackery, my man.    

Realist
Realist

The fact that you consider that TMZ actually produces journalism explains a lot. And if you're too ignorant to see that the junk you posted was sophomoric, trite and lame, I've no doubt that you often find yourself following the ambulance chasers at TMZ.

Dennis Romero
Dennis Romero

BTW, nothing wrong with TMZ's journalism. They kick our ass all the time, and you'll find the Los Angeles Times chasing them a few times a week on average.

Realist
Realist

That's beside the point. But actually, you have put yourself out there, as I found several of your photos, and anybody could simply look at them and make fun of your physical features. Easy to do to almost anybody, just ask any kid on the playground.

As I stated, there were several other angles (angles I've not seen tackled at all as of yet that might actually be interesting) you could have taken with this "story" but you chose, instead, to parrot TMZ and, like any other shallow bastard, make fun of the way somebody looks. So congratulations! Your "journalism" is on par with that of TMZ!

This Suleman woman is sad and pathetic. She is completely broke, losing her home, has no income and no permanent place to live. After already having six kids, she took meds, prescribed by an incompetent doctor, to ensure another pregnancy which resulted in eight more kids. She is now so desperate that she is posing, semi-nude, after giving birth to fourteen kids, for a whopping $10,000 dollars. You couldn't see anything else in this story other than how "bad" she looks? TMZ already covered that, why'd you even bother?

I think you actually missed my point. By simply making fun of her body, publicly, as you did, you tell other women with similar bodies (or worse) that they are disgusting to look at. You don't need to do that. There are already hundreds of magazines, TV shows, movies, etc, with coke-skinny eighty pound girls/women, essentially telling women who are not extremely skinny with protruding ribs and muscle-free limbs, etc, that they are ugly.

You should have picked up that I don't give a rat's ass what you look like. I said what I said to give you a taste of your own medicine.

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