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iPhone Robberies in Venice Prompt LAPD Warning: Keep Your White Earbuds on The DL

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If you're walking around Venice at night listening to tunes on your iPhone, your ears plugged with white "buds," you're an idiot, of course.

And cops this week are warning you not to do it because a) it looks retarded, b) it keeps you from hearing potential criminals sneak up behind you and c) it alerts robbers that you have an iPhone or other sought-after Apple product on your person.

Capiche?


That said, a "rash" of iPhone robberies in the beach community, as reported by CBS Los Angeles, was exaggerated, at least according to what LAPD Sgt. Brian Gura told the Weekly:

My understanding is that we really haven't had an uptick. We've had cellphone robberies for quite a while.

But he did confirm that some geniuses out there got jacked because they were busy enjoying Maroon 5 on their iPhones on the boardwalk. Gura:

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Basically in some of the cases we had some people walking or standing around with earphones in, listening and unaware that someone came up behind them. Victims of crime tend not to be aware of their surroundings.

Now, people who actually like Maroon 5 should be robbed, violently, we know.

But Gura used the occasion as a teaching moment:


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The last thing you want to do is not be aware of what's around you. And, we've been sellng this to potential victims for years: Don't flaunt it. If you have a fancy watch or electronic device, don't walk around and show it off. It's not the time to wear the fancy diamond earings.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]


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non geographic numbers

First though, we need to talk about the technology and what it means to your listening experience.

First
First

And while they are at it, maybe they should pay attention when they cross the street....

Guest
Guest

And the fools who insist on putting both earplugs on while driving...

James Heller
James Heller

Is the snarky bullshit really necessary? Just report the story. We don't care about your personal opinions on crime victims or Maroon 5.

Guest
Guest

Yeah!  Access to nothing but pure facts is what drives me to read a news blog...duh.

Sddeguzman
Sddeguzman

Seriously? I'm an idiot cause I use my iPhone/iPod the way im supposed to? Okay, maybe I can stand by the idea of not listening too loud so I'm not caught off guard, but other than that I don't see how the color of my headphones make any difference. This article was stupid, especially with all stupid side comments about victims

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