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Kim Kardashian Ponders Politics And a Return to Her Ancestral Homeland, Glendale: VIDEO

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Fake Kardashian and fake Kanye.
Kim Kardashian, ribbed on Saturday Night Live over the weekend as a non-acting, non-dancing, non-singing "zero threat," says she's going to run for mayor.

Mayor of Glendale.

Add one more non-skill to that plate.

On an unaired clip from her sister's reality show, Khloe & Lamar, Kardashian says she's gonna do it:


She tells her sister during a ride in a Range Rover, as Khloe continually interrupts her:

I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale. So, you have to, you know, have full residency in Glendale. So I'm trying to ... but so for real.

But wait, folks, this is more serious than a Kardashian wedding. Note that Glendale is about a quarter Armenian. And it's home to the shopping mecca, Americana at Brand.

It is a Kardashian homeland of Kate Spade, Tiffany and Barneys New York CO-OP.

Kim continues:

So Noel's going to head my campaign. It's going to be in like five years ... for Glendale. So I have to buy a house there. We have to have residency there. So Noel and I are looking into all the requirements. And I'm literally going to have a huge ... She's gonna help me with my campaign. It's like Armenian town. But I need to wait like five years.

Finally, in what will surely be her campaign slogan, Kardashian tells her sister:

You coulda parked right there.

Vote Kardashian: You coulda parked right there.

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Ddesertdawg
Ddesertdawg

Well at least she would have a large "back" door policy to promote.

dazedasian
dazedasian

When will someone stop this worthless cunt and her equally worthless family. 

Any Kardashian show/ "news" = Automatic Top 5 reasons America and its citizens are failing as a country.

Matt
Matt

Just like Ancient Rome, Americans want spectacles.  The politicians and media are happy to oblige because it distracts from the real problems and corruption in America.  The Romans put on spectacles to draw attention away from the graft and corruption.

Decent American
Decent American

Just put a fence up around Glendale so we can keep the Armos from infesting the rest of L A County

Lilscooby
Lilscooby

What is Armos?

Christopher Neal
Christopher Neal

"Armo" is a nickname for Armenians; an example would be if a bunch of Armenian guys were walking up, you could say "Armo alert." 

Blah
Blah

You don't elect a mayor in Glendale, the city council rotates the mayor role.

Matt
Matt

Either that, or you purchase the privilege of being Mayor.

Richard
Richard

Maybe she meant Glendale Arizona?

Dennis Romero
Dennis Romero

You mean KK is going to have to go for lowly council member first? That's beneath her.

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