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Top 6 Ludicrous Tricks for Getting into College

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Paul Stainthorp
Students are using creative methods to grab the attention of elite universities' admission offices.

By Andra Lim

How far will Southern California students go, and how creative will they get, to attract the attention of a university admissions office in a viciously competitive market made worse by the fear of unemployment that grips anyone aged 16 to 26?

The old joke is the student who sent a shoe to the office of admissions with a note chirping: "This is my way of getting my foot in the door." These cheesy pickups do not work on admissions officers. But college applicants still morph from dedicated to desperate every year. The Six Top College Admission Tricks:

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anarchosyn
How do those who aren't football players get into USC?

1. Cardboard Cutouts

A girl sent highly selective USC a life-size photographed cardboard cutout of herself wearing a Trojan outfit. One hand formed the USC fight-on sign (like a peace sign), and the other held application papers. USC's cross-town rival likes to joke that a Trojan is good only once. But her (probably failed) effort had staying power. Kirk Brennan, the school's director of admission, still has the cutout in his office.

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vogue mine
vogue mine

That's really wonderful article posted here and helpful for us much.. Keep more sharing like the same.

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Vato con chorizo
Vato con chorizo

Declare yourself a disabled native american transgendered veteran.  Any school is going to fall all over themselves to give you a free ride.

CarlsbadVillageOrthodontist
CarlsbadVillageOrthodontist

I didn't know that things go as far as these. Wow, it makes me feel grateful that I had a relatively painless college admission experience. 

Lucile
Lucile

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D.San.Fil
D.San.Fil

All this is funny and yet spooky.

Thanks to my dual citizenship I took off right after High School and enjoyed a great and almost-free higher education across the pond. 

First in Italy (BA), where academies of fine arts were founded even before Columbus got here, and then in London (MA), Art's capital of the West. Best time of my life.

Money-wise...just let me tell you that my family couldn't be happier. Tuition tot. $ 12000 in 5 years.

Guest
Guest

My brother was killed by a Funky Cold Medina...

Guest
Guest

Advice: go to a private school. Public education in California is getting ridiculous. 

With private school, the money goes directly from client (student) to service provider (school).

There is no middle man to screw shit up like there is with public education.

Ch0R1ZoGrANdE
Ch0R1ZoGrANdE

Just don't go to those shitty "for profit" scam schools and end up with a worthless paper mill diploma. Research and do your homework on schools.

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