Top

blog

Stories

 

Black Friday: Top 5 Shopping Meltdowns

Categories: Holidaze

shopping girl David Blackwell Flickr comm ok.JPG
David Blackwell / Flickr
As if they're cheering us on like ravenous fans at a UFC fight, some retailers are kicking off the holiday shopping season not at midnight Friday, as is somewhat traditional, but on Thanksgiving Day itself.

People are calling it Gray Friday. Way to scale back the violence and put people ahead of profits, corporate America!

Here are five examples of what can go wrong when demented shoppers mix with deep Black Friday discounts:

Thumbnail image for waffle maker riot gawker.JPG
Gawker
Just your average post-Thanksgiving waffle-iron riot.
5. Waffle iron riot: Shoppers at a Walmart in Little Rock, Arkansas, tussled over waffle-makers at a Black Friday event last year. WTF?!, you say.

Yeah, but consider the price: $2. We would charge through a line of Secret Service agents protecting the president for a $2 waffle-maker.

The lesson here? If retailers really want to curb Black Friday violence, all they have to do is raise their prices.


My Voice Nation Help
7 comments
PeasantGlory
PeasantGlory

Peasants "living in color" from their caged dwellings have hormonal imbalances that cause 

them to fight with their lessers,

all during their parades of economic shopping frenzies. 

 

No savings, no future is the totality of it all.

 

simondelao
simondelao

Fucking minorities have to fuck it up for everyone else. Maybe the cops should threaten to confiscate their EBT cards to get things under control.

Aaron Mendoza
Aaron Mendoza

I hope u all get ur asses handed to u over a $5 pair of headphones damn drones

Shawn Smart Longino
Shawn Smart Longino

There is not a bargain in theworld that would make me spend money at those stores on Black Friday

Jason Simarano
Jason Simarano

Heads Up...Be careful on Ur way to ur cars...Trust me.Word on the street is..it Might get Ugly...thats ALL.Heads Up

Now Trending

From the Vault

 

Home

General

©2013 LA Weekly, LP, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places Los Angeles

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city