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How To Get Away With A Hit-And-Run In Los Angeles

Categories: Crazytown

-Be drunk: Experts believe that many hit-and-run drivers are under-the-influence and want to avoid that $10,000 cost (and more, for hitting someone or something) that comes with a DUI conviction. Flee and sober up: It's hard to prove you'd been drinking long after the fact.

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-Be undocumented: No, being undocumented doesn't help you escape prosecution. But it may give you a potent reason not to stop -- which seems to be all it takes in this city. Many hit-and-runs are caused by illegal immigrants who flee because they're afraid of being deported and having their vehicles taken because they're driving without licenses. LAPD Chief Charlie Beck acknowledged that hit-and-runs could be reduced significantly if the undocumented could be tracked through drivers licenses and had to go through the minimum drivers' ed required to become licensed.

Of course, we're not actually telling you to hit, then run. We're making a point. This is out of control.

[Added]: -Don't turn yourself in. We forgot to add here that all the above effort would be worthless if you felt a modicum of guilt and went to police later which, surprisingly, some of you actually do.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]

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modernHUGE
modernHUGE

@LovesToNomNom Well, now she has Instagram, so we might get pictures of future incidents.

LovesToNomNom
LovesToNomNom

@modernHUGE LMAO! Haha… it’s a shame that the 2 times I’ve had interactions with her, they were brief and bland.

danadearmond
danadearmond

@LAWeekly what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why would you post something like this? You're going to get someone killed

LAWeekly
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@danadearmond Part of our cover story this week, covering epidemic of hit-and-runs, and why LAPD and laws must change http://t.co/kSs2vC8E

danadearmond
danadearmond

@LAWeekly probably makes more sense to take serious issues seriously instead of this sarcastic article that outlines how to break the law

djromero
djromero moderator editortopcommenter

@danadearmond It's a serious issue covered very seriously in our cover story. Do us a favor and read the whole post, read the cover story, and then let me know if you still think we don't take serious issues seriously. Read seriously.

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