Top 10 LA Weekly Web Stories Of 2012
3. 5 Signs Tom Cruise Is Gay. We almost didn't do this story, but it turned out to be a blockbuster joke about how Tom Cruise could seem gay if you look at him through the prism of dancing in tighty whities and splitting up with hot women. But he's not gay, so that's why it's so funny.
Colin Young-Wolff for LA Weekly
2. Top Ten Awkward Coachella Dance Move GIFs. Okay, so you love to watch people make fools of themselves. If it involves GIF loops of scantily clad hipsters in the warm Coachella Valley desert, even better.
And the number-one, most eyeball-getting laweekly.com story of 2012 is ...