Five Good Reasons to Not Visit Los Angeles as City Boosters Brag of a Record 41 Million Tourists

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Hang on to your wallet!
3. Home of Thieves: Did Goofy just steal my wallet?? In Hollywood, near the Chinese Theatre, a bounty of sun-bleached costumed superheroes and cartoon characters are ready to relieve a few bills from your wallet in exchange for a quick picture with your kids, and the pressure can be intense. But sprinkled among these mostly harmless and seemingly lovable characters are pickpockets and con artists. Thieves and robbers know a tourist when they see one, and will try to trick you into handing over your money. Citywide, almost 300 crimes of all kinds have been reported in Los Angeles in the last seven days, according to CrimeMapping.com. You know where there aren't as many criminals eyeing your wallet? Why not try a small town, like Great Barrington, Mass. Only 6,800 people. Who knows, maybe you'll like it so much, you'll stay.

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Sunburn-Inducing Temps
4. Outlandish Temperatures: Imagine you have your bag packed for a nice summer vacation in L.A. You get off the plane and out of the airport to find a melanoma-inducing 105 degrees during the day and 45 degree weather at night. Los Angeles was once known for its 72-degree even temperatures, sunny skies and light cooling breezes ... but who are we kidding?? It's not the '80s anymore. In the last few years we have had scorching hot summers and freezing cold winters. The weather has become so unpredictable, you had better pack the best of both summer and winter outfits. What caused it? Some say global warming, but according to C-Change.La, we can expect a rise of 4 to 5 degrees a year in summer, tripling the number of extremely hot days in the downtown area and quadrupling the number in the valleys and at high elevations. Sounds like hell, right? Read on.

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abramsrl
abramsrl

What's happening to LA Weekly?  Does the editor think such dribble is harmless?  

LA Weekly reports on some of the most important issues in Los Angeles, and this type of foolishness like the stuff that Romero wrote of the helicopters discredits the entire newspaper.  When LA Weekly writes significant articles about City government, people will not believe a newspaper that has trashed itself with such trivial foolishness.

Jipali
Jipali like.author.displayName 1 Like

Hmm - number one reason not to visit LA - I think you missed lack of public transit and super crazy expensive taxis

Imagine if you wanted to go to Tokyo but had to rent a car - that would be crazy right? But its almost a necessity here

Now imagine if there was a subway going from downtown through ktown past LACMA through beverly hills through westwood ending in Santa Monica at the ocean

You could probably double that 41 mil but thank Henry Waxman for crushing it

mmullins.LAWeekly
mmullins.LAWeekly

Trust me, I love L.A. Otherwise, why would I live here? Everything I've posted in the truth. It's all based on fact.

Nancy Montes
Nancy Montes like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

LA Weekly chugged a huge glass of Hatorade this morning.

Mikel Satana
Mikel Satana

I guess I must be an idiot because I'll be moving back there within the next few months. Bed bugs and all.

Marco Salgado
Marco Salgado like.author.displayName 1 Like

Why would we not want tourist to come spend money in LA, get hotel rooms filled, rent a car, eat out... This article is not good and makes no sense.

Eric Adler
Eric Adler

One Good Reason to Not Read the LA Weekly. Matthew Mullins, you should ask LA City College for a refund.

Lauren Kochevar
Lauren Kochevar like.author.displayName 1 Like

I love LA. I don't agree with this article very much but if it keeps people from coming here...GREAT! We have too many people here as it is!

Susan Park
Susan Park like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

What exactly is the point of this article?

Dorian Jones
Dorian Jones like.author.displayName 1 Like

This is all a bunch of nonsense. A lot of cities have "big city problems" and it seldom gets too hot here. No one's ever stolen my wallet... I'm also quite aware of my surroundings because I'm not a dipshit. Even when I'm in another city I've never been too

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