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Stupid California Traffic Laws For 2013

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The problem with having a full-time legislature in a high-stakes political state like California is that these people sometimes feel the need to make laws. Unnecessary laws.

You see, members of the state assembly and senate have to show some work when the go home to constituents. But instead of attacking serious, long term issues like soaring higher education costs and ridiculous congestion on our roads, lawmakers all too often take the path of least resistance.

Here's our run down of stupid frigging traffic-oriented laws that go into effect today:


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-Talk to Siri! Under AB 1536, the CHP informs us, you'll now be able to use "hands-free technology to talk" while driving. Um. You know what. You could to this last year too. To be fair, the most hyped-element of the bill is essentially the new legal ability to talk to your iPhone's Siri while on the road. She can send emails, text, and tell you the weather without fear of being pulled over. Texting while driving? Still illegal. In fact, the no-texting-while-behind-the-wheel law and this one are redundant because cops can already pull you over for distracted driving, period.

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-Show 'em your phone! This one's a little scary: AB 1708 allows you to show proof of you car insurance to a cop who's pulled you over by whipping out your phone and displaying the virtual documentation. Sounds cool, but get this: Police in California have the right to rifle through your phone if they believe you've committed a crime. That gives them a lot of leeway, although a screen-locked phone goes a long way in preventing that. But if you unlock it to show a peace officer your docs, and they suspect that you committed a crime, they can go ahead and keep that phone and have at all you private stuff (emails, photos) by our reading of this. This new rule appears to make that invasion of privacy so much easier. Not good.

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Thomas Robert Guzowski
Thomas Robert Guzowski

Congrats Jim. You discounted an entire article because of a single grammatical error. Here is your star for the day *

sleezyscoundrel
sleezyscoundrel

Are some so lazy that they are unable to keep a simple piece of paper in the glove box, indicating that the auto insurance is up-to-date? I understand one may have to rifle through other debris in the glove box to find this document, but to allow a picture (a picture?) of current insurance coverage on a smart phone is ridiculous and incredible. If somebody doesn't want their phone searched, under AB-1708, then produce the paper coverage version instead. Leave the phone in your pocket or purse.

Jim Dubu
Jim Dubu

It's an interesting article, but it loses a bit of credibility since the author cannot distinguish between "fare" and "fair." There's another typo in there as well.

djromero
djromero moderator editortopcommenter

@Jim Dubu Just a typo. Note that I use it correctly once (using the same phrase, "to be fair,") before screwing it up. My bad. Fixed.

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