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Colin Sawyer: Girl Scout Cookie Bandit Seen On Video Now In Custody, Cops Say

Categories: Stupid Suspects

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If Southern California had its own Florida -- you know, a place where all the crazy-dumb crime happens -- it would be the Inland Empire.

True to form, cops last night announced the arrest of Colin Sawyer, a 20-year-old super-tough guy whom they say stole cash from a Girl Scout cookie sale right from under the noses of a surly bunch: Girl Scouts themselves.

Yep:


After distributing this video to the media, the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department says they got their man. Can you say, drop a dime?

He was taken into custody at 7:20 p.m. last night where else? At a gas station near
Phelan and Baldy Mesa roads in scenic Phelan, according to a sheriff's statement.

Cops say Sawyer ran off with the day's proceeds from a Sunday's worth of cookie sales outside the Phelan Stater Bros. market about 6:50 p.m. that night. According to the department, he allegedly ...

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... walked up to the table, took the bag, and ran. One of the Girl Scouts ran after him, but fell causing minor scrapes and scratches.

Loco. The local cookie-snatchers gang will surely try to recruit this suspect.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]

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10 comments
Johnny O's
Johnny O's

It was a dick move, but worse happens....this isn't newsworthy

Patty Crost Glueck
Patty Crost Glueck

Hopefully he got toss into a shared cell overnight, with the guard letting the other guys know that this one stole from girl scouts. let the fun begin.

eyeofuniverse
eyeofuniverse

Wow, there's only one couple waiting at the Redbox?

William Gallegos
William Gallegos

Some idiot judge won't give this cowardly thief a day in jail due to "prison overcrowding". His crime would likely be considered "non-violent".

Fred G. Sanford
Fred G. Sanford

Lock this little punk in a cell with Jerry Sandusky...

Karla Usagi
Karla Usagi

bye bitch. Have fun in custody and explaining to dudes how hard core you are.

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