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Joe Moller, Art Walk Leader, Expects BJs On First Date, He Tells 'Millionaire Matchmaker'

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Joe Moller by Ted Soqui for LA Weekly
Joe Moller is no stranger to controversy.

As the head of Downtown Los Angeles Art Walk, he's been accused of pressuring vendors for "special event" fees that some say his group is not necessarily entitled to. Others have said he has helped turn the event into a drunken party. (He told us he supported new limits imposed by a city Art Walk Task Force in 2011):


Anyway, Moller might not be making any more friends in downtown leadership after they see him on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker in an episode airing this week:

The event organizer tells the show in his casting video that he expects oral sex on the first date and that his perfect woman "would definitely look like Eva Mendes and she would definitely be a good cook."

What else could make some city officials keep their distance? How about this line, in which Moller explains how he gets his day going in the morning and then heads to lunch:

I may then step over a few homeless people on the way to lunch with someone running for mayor or the captain of the police.

Good to know downtown's homeless can double as speed bumps.

Of BJs, Moller, a 37-year-old who says he grew up in Anaheim with a mother on welfare, says this:

Sex on the first date. Admittedly bad about the whole rules situation. I think part of, one of the definitions of being wealthy to me is having options. Very much think if you connect with a person the relationship should follow at some pace. And if that involves getting lucky on the first night, fantastic. To me if you made it that far in the evening it's been a great evening and you're connecting on a lot of levels, so I would expect to get a blowjob.

Perfectly logical.

Moller goes on to say his prospective date will likely see him two ways, as "being pompous" or thinking, "'Here's a guy who really is awesome.'"

[Added at 9:58 a.m.]: We should also note that, perhaps as homage to 1990s gangster movies about 1970s mobsters, Moller refers to potential mates as "broads." Or maybe he's just giving a shout to DTLA's newest art patron, Eli Broad.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]


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lafeeverte
lafeeverte

Not hot enough.  Not rich enough.

scottzwartz
scottzwartz topcommenter like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

WOW!  Too bad he didn't run for LA mayor.  BJ's are cheaper than looting the public treasury.

What's wrong with our Los Angeles?  We get all excited because of some guy's private sex life, but we think nothing of politicians who steal money from paramedics, 911, and fire fighters.  People die when the paramedics are spread too think to reach dying kids on playgrounds, but who cares.  Let's discuss whether someone got a gay or hetero BJ.


whawha
whawha

Come on, guys this is hilarious! EVERYONE in LA gets there chance to be on reality tv at some point--it's whether or not you take the opportunity or not--Not sayin this guy doesn't have talents...just well, I don't personally know anyone with any talent that's ever taken that opportunity..


HardToBeleiber
HardToBeleiber like.author.displayName 1 Like

Know him pretty well. Hard to beileber! @DowntownChick55 - me thinks thou protests too much! That is of course unless LAWeeklyReader44 bares a striking resemblance to Justin Beiber. Not that any of this matters anymore in today's open society, right? Just saying I know he definitely loves women and he certainly doesn't have any identity issues. He himself calls it pompous - i think in meeting him it comes across more as secure as to who he is and very accepting of everyone. But I, like many Downtowners, just call him our friend. Enough said.

DowntownChick55
DowntownChick55

he's met LOTS of boys on Grindr. he was sleeping with my friend for months and told him that he thinks Justin Beiber is hot. enough said.


HardToBeleiber
HardToBeleiber

@DowntownChick55 Know him pretty well. Hard to beileber! me thinks thou protests too much! That is of course unless LAWeeklyReader44 bares a striking resemblance to Justin Beiber. Not that any of this matters anymore in today's open society, right? Just saying I know he definitely loves women and he certainly doesn't have any identity issues. He himself calls it pompous - i think in meeting him it comes across more as secure as to who he is and very accepting of everyone. But I, like many Downtowners, just call him our friend. Enough said. @DowntownChick55

DowntownChick55
DowntownChick55

he's met LOTS of boys on Grindr. he was sleeping with my friend for months and told him that he thinks Justin Beiber is hot. enough said.


Jesse Ruiz
Jesse Ruiz

In Cuba, a girl once told me, a night out is not complete without drinking, dancing and f*ing.

Hanna Renae Scott
Hanna Renae Scott

wait...Moller is straight? Or bisexual? This womanizing douchebag persona is interesting - a couple years ago he met my (male) friend through Grindr and they hooked up.

Destiny Mena
Destiny Mena

Yeah Joe is a cool guy i have to see for myself to believe

Paulette E. Fontanez
Paulette E. Fontanez

The show actually did a good job of portraying him as less than a d-bag. But I feel bad for him. He's in a female dominated industry (event planning), has mad respect for his mom, and yet has trouble finding a woman...in that ep, he didn't even try to kiss the gorgeous woman he was paired with. Seems like all his bravado is due to insecurities. Bummer for him to be so rich and so poor in love.

Chris Allen
Chris Allen

I like his honesty. Let's make him mayor. Anything will be better than the last one.

David Markland
David Markland

Oh, jeez- this is really a case of the description making the video sound worse than it is. I'll be the first to jump on a d-bag, but Joe Moller does not seem like one of them. Everything I've heard from friends is that he's solid (even if his handling of all things Art Walk has had some problems).

Eric Torres
Eric Torres

brah got friendzone'd...he's a poor example to douchebags everywhere.

Christopher Robert Abbey
Christopher Robert Abbey

Whether or not this is his real personality or just that of his TV persona, he is a D-Bag for acting that way, and on a National level for that matter.

Sean Harrigan
Sean Harrigan

joe is a cool guy. reality tv is pure fiction

Jameson Wilds
Jameson Wilds

Lol seriously... Think about the women he dates. He's not a attractive guy and he's not amazing. So the girls he goes out with more than likely do give BJs AND swallow.

LAWeeklyReader44
LAWeeklyReader44

BUT...... I met him on Grindr? This was the weirdest thing to show up in my news feed. ever.

Joe Lepe
Joe Lepe

First date second date it doesn't matter she's still gonna do it

Nelson Grande
Nelson Grande

Imagine that, a guy expecting a bj on a first date...

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson like.author.displayName 1 Like

He should be gay then. You don't even have to go to dinner to get to the blow job part.

David Dancer
David Dancer like.author.displayName 1 Like

I expect the same when I leave my apartment to go to Vons! What's wrong with that? :(

Eric Shosted
Eric Shosted

The real douchebags are the people who create and produce these shows for douchebags who keep them on the air.

Ben Reiss
Ben Reiss

Joe is such a cool guy, I'll have to check it out!

Brett Hampton
Brett Hampton

D-bag is pretty harsh. In his case, though, it's not harsh enough.

Jil Del Toro
Jil Del Toro

eat a dikc! What a looooooooser!!!How is this filth associated with ArtWalk? prick

Jet Tila
Jet Tila

This is all shtick guys. Ask any number of LA peeps and they will tell you he's a great guy.

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