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But what's that on your tongue? Obama, you say?

Be careful. Obama, as any Republican will tell you, might not be all that he claims to be.

Consider:

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Jimmy Luong, a 30-year-old from Monterey Park, was somewhat of an Ecstasy kingpin in these parts, responsible for the distribution of at least 1 million pills in just a few months' time, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office in L.A.

Now he'll be living in a cell ...

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Wah Ching.

We warned you about this when last we reported about a suspect named Johnny V. Pham, who got popped in Arcadia for allegedly rolling through a stop sign -- with 8,000 ecstasy pills in his car.

Now authorities say "minor traffic violations" led to another ecstasy bust and the arrests of two Wah Ching gang members in the San Gabriel Valley this week.