Weaver via calloutthekoala.com

But Matt Weaver isn't your run-of-the-mill student journo: He edits an unsanctioned, off-campus alternative that has incensed some on the Southern California campus by, among other things, publishing parodies on "top five excuses for rape," and "top 10 breakup lines to use on a girl you kidnapped."

Police and campus officials told the Weekly today that ...

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Oh no. They're going to be "quick-acting multitaskers who count on the Internet as their external brain and who approach problems in a different way from their elders," according to a summary of the latest technology survey from the Pew Research Center.

Ah, but there's a flip side to being quick with your tracking finger:

War Games

Smart little buggers allegedly broke into Palos Verdes High School, which they attend, and changed grades for classmates -- and not for free, police tell the Weekly. No, this was strictly a market-driven endeavor, it seems:

$300 $500 bucks for a bump up from B to an A, one student told cops.