Halas, teaching on video.

In fact, in one particular video from 2006, the title of which we can't even bring ourselves to publish even in this adult-friendly publication, Halas brags about her teaching and says doing porn is "very risky" for her other career.

But:

The group has more than 300,000 signatures, more than 30 boxes worth, that it will haul to the Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder's office in Norwalk Friday morning, said another AHF official.

That means ...

Nate 'Igor' Smith.

This week the L.A. chief administrative officer formally asked for a 90-day extension to complete a report on just how enforcement of a new rule requiring condom use at on-location porn shoots in the city would actually happen.

It's a messy issue, which CAO Miguel Santana admitted in a memo (PDF) to the council:

'After Porn Ends'

A new documentary seeks to shed light on what happens After Porn Ends.

The documentary, to be released May 21, seeks to unearth the ordinary family lives of adult video's biggest stars, including those who have left the industry behind:

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We told you she'd come around. Perhaps she was worn down.

Octomom Nadya Suleman had a bad month. She filed for bankruptcy yesterday. Her home was also set to be auctioned off, but that was postponed for a week. And she was recently visited by child welfare authorities, who sniffed around her house but apparently left satisfied all was well for her 14 kids.

Now our friend from La Habra is actually considering that porn career constantly dangled before her:

Halas on the set.

The 32-year-old says she'll challenge her dismissal from her teaching gig at Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard.

She was placed on paid leave last month after her film work from about six years ago was discovered, reportedly by students:

Nate "Igor" Smith

The group has been battling for years to get the smut business to clean up its act when it comes to safe sex.

But as an account of the city's "working group" meetings that will ultimately determine how in the heck this law would actually be enforced, the area where this rubber will meet the road is,well, quite slippery:

Halas.

The Oxnard School District's board of trustees tonight decided to can Halas following last month's revelations that she starred in Big Sausage Pizza and other fine adult videos produced in San Diego about six years ago.

She still has a chance, however:

Nate 'Igor' Smith

No, it wants you, of course, to start your own porn company.

But the L.A.-based porn industry is in the dumps, you say?

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The 6 foot, 1 inch porn star was restrained in a gurney and en route to a hospital for a psychiatric hold when he broke a handcuff and lifted the bed from a floor as he stood up, prompting an officer to use a taser, according to the Los Angeles Times and other reports.

But adult director Stoney Curtis told Xbiz ...

Sara Collaton

From mandatory condoms in L.A. to Rick Santorum's war on adult video, it has been a tough year for L.A.'s other film industry. Now this:

A documentary filmmaker says his project on the industry has been rejected by do-gooder-project fund-raising site KickStarter:

Paul T. Bradley

Karaoke de los estars pornografica.

If you're the porn industry, and that candidate is the anti-gay, anti-smut Rick Santorum, you head on over to Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo's in Burbank and celebrate.

Right? Well, not so fast, our hung-over friends:

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Alexis Texas.

The L.A.-based porn industry's lobbying group this week issued a response to claims of victory over the issue by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, which has been on a years-long mission to require condoms in adult video (so far to little effect).

AHF says it has the signatures to bring the rule before a countywide vote in November.

Allie Haze.

This week the L.A.-based Vivid Entertainment performers unleashed a cheeky video (after the jump) asking for a, er, hand in this movement against Santorum, who has famously expressed his disdain for adult video. They might be too late:

Vivid

These porn stars would have to use condoms too.

A majority of Angelenos are down with condoms in porn, as spelled out in a proposed countywide ballot initiative by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation that would mandate such a precaution for the adult video industry.

Halas gives an 'F.'

But, strangely, she's not the only instructor with a degree in bow-chica-bow-wow. Perhaps parents should be concerned, because there's a healthy history of educators who who have worked in the industry.

Isn't that what teaching is, anyway? Performance in front of the classroom? Going through drills? Seeing how all the pieces fit? Here's a list of our all-time, Top 5 porn teachers:

Octo-desperate?

The north Orange County resident is reportedly close to being evicted for lack of cash. Her desperate attempt at making some dough -- semi-nude photos for a European magazine -- was almost as much of a flop as her stretch marks.

And now what started out a few years ago as a near half-million-dollar pursuit of Nadya Suleman's bedroom talents by porn-maker Vivid Entertainment has turned into an insult:

petergirls.com

Hands up for teacher: Halas.

Not yet, it would seem. But the Oxnard School District did seem to give her a reprieve when board members met behind closed doors regarding her case last night and came away with no decision, school officials told the Weekly.

That means that the instructor that rocked the world of just about every eighth grade boy who has been her student ...

Bright Patricia

It has, apparently, been wildly successful, particularly among women who seem to use it the same way you might tear pages from a magazine and pin them on a cork board.

It's a very normal, healthy endeavor.

So, of course, our friends in the L.A.-based porn industry ...

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This kind of family entertainment could be outlawed.

Hustler magnate Larry Flynt's offer of $1 million for dirt on a "prominent government official" sounds to us like a direct challenge to those who would like to see Rick Santorum tapping his toes in an airport bathroom. No such luck.

But the head of the world's largest porn studio, Vivid, is livid about Santorum anyway (aren't we all)?