At 4:57 p.m. on Wednesday, the Los Angeles Dodgers sent out a press release with this headline in big, bold letters: "MATTINGLY TO RETURN AFTER THE ALL-STAR BREAK." Donnie Baseball is coming to LA.
Don Mattingly, left, watches the Dodgers practice at spring training with manager Joe Torre. (photo courtesy of Jon SooHoo/LA Dodgers)
Laker fans, embarrassed by their team's drubbing at the hands of the Boston Celtics, got a small, violent, modicum of revenge last night at the Staples Center as they stomped the bejesus out of some Celtics fans who had gathered to watch Game 2 of the NBA finals.
Hey, if you can't beat 'em, make sure their fans piss through a catheter for a week. Right? Right?
Both the Lakers and their fans look to regain their composure Tuesday night for Game 3.
H/T Ball Don't Lie