Twinkie Cars, Sausage Men, and Hoagie Blimps: Kitchen (Football Snack) Stadium
The Big Game appoacheth. With Super Bowl XLIV right around the corner, millions of Americans will break out potato chips, Chex mex, Hot Dogs, and hamburgers and, of course, build a giant junk food football stadium. Okay, this may not be standard operating procedure for most gridiron fanatics gathered around the warm glow of the television, but for a second year, the folks of Break.com have set out to construct the best (and only?) snack stadium in the universe. Yesterday at Busby's East, the creative team of Break built a pool table sized arena that dwarfed last year's Twinkie, Slim Jim and guacamole stadium. Deftly wielding frosting, Cracker Jacks, doughnuts (and holes), deli meat, sweaty cheese, and some broccoli--to make mom happy--the stadium was an ode to beer bellies and lap bands across America.
This is Why You're Fat, eat your heart out. Break and their friends Holy Taco will release two behind-the-scenes videos of the snacktastrophe construction on Feb. 3rd and 5th. But before then, Squid Ink has exclusive photos of the ultimate snack stadium and a calorie breakdown after the jump. A picture is worth a thousand calories. Make that 110,428 calories.
Nicholas Gray Kitchen stadium
Nicholas Gray Behold the power of a fully operational Snack Stadium
Nicholas Gray Rome wasn't built in a day
Nicholas Gray Who doesn't love sweaty cheese and warm deli meat?
Nicholas Gray Looking good, crowd! Loo-king gooooood!
Nicholas Gray marshmallow wheels
Nicholas Gray And the crowd goes wild!
Nicholas Gray It's the carrots vs. the Vienna sausages for the game of the century!
Nicholas Gray Birds eye view from the Hoagie Blimp (not pictured)
And keep reading for the calorie count...
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