Squid Ink Retraction: Jennifer Aniston Denies Baby Food Diet
It sounds like we owe Jennifer Aniston an apology. We ran a story a couple of weeks ago stating that she was going on a baby food diet to lose weight. It turns out that those claims were, in fact, not true. "I've been asked lately, 'Jen, what's this baby food diet all about?' I kept thinking, 'That's the strangest question ever.' Sorry, but the last time I had baby food, I believe I was one. I've been on solids for about 40 years now."
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So we apologize for that false information, and for referring to her as "Leprechaun star Jennifer Aniston." We will chalk this up as a small victory for mankind, but do maintain that anybody else on the planet using this diet needs to re-evaluate their priorities. Wait, was that mean? Oh, well. Talk to us when you start chewing your food again.