Squid Ink Retraction: Jennifer Aniston Denies Baby Food Diet
It sounds like we owe Jennifer Aniston an apology. We ran a story a couple of weeks ago stating that she was going on a baby food diet to lose weight. It turns out that those claims were, in fact, not true. "I've been asked lately, 'Jen, what's this baby food diet all about?' I kept thinking, 'That's the strangest question ever.' Sorry, but the last time I had baby food, I believe I was one. I've been on solids for about 40 years now."
Gerber Here comes the airplane, and it's coming to take your dignity
So we apologize for that false information, and for referring to her as "Leprechaun star Jennifer Aniston." We will chalk this up as a small victory for mankind, but do maintain that anybody else on the planet using this diet needs to re-evaluate their priorities. Wait, was that mean? Oh, well. Talk to us when you start chewing your food again.
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