31-Ounce "Trenta" Coming Soon to Starbucks: A Bit Much?

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Tall is really not so much anymore.
Like any good fast food chain, Starbucks is supersizing. The Informer let us know this morning that come February 1, the coffee purveyor will unveil the new 31-ounce Trenta size, making the 24-ounce Venti seem suddenly "girlyman."

Trenta will only be an option for iced coffee, iced tea and lemonade though, which is a bit of an anticlimax, considering the ice to beverage ratio in those tend to favor the former. Maybe with 31 ounces we can finally get a decent pour.

More than anything, though, this stirs up our mixed feelings about Starbucks. We loathe that it's basically the Walmart of coffeeshops. We hate that it (allegedly) uses cheap beans and overroasts them so they taste better. But still, we find ourselves there all the time. It's so damn convenient. And unlike Dunkin' Donuts and McCafe, Starbucks coffee actually works. No groggy mid-morning slump from under-caffeination.

Still, this only invites Europeans and Aussies to further make fun of our oversized American habits since, not surprisingly, this is only a U.S. thing thus far.

Will you be too embarrassed to order a Trenta, or are you counting down the days?

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scallywag
scallywag

We certainly hope that this incredible gift hits the city before it gets warm again. On these cold winter mornings, 20 ounces just ain’t gonna cut it.

Hopefully this time next year we'll be able to get our hands on the gallon(a). Drink up everybody!

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The Late Ixo
The Late Ixo

By the way, do the "Europeans and Aussies" still make fun of Americans for donating so much more to charity (per capita) than they do? Let us know.

dude
dude

oh shut the fuck up. Im American and Im telling you to shut it. You poor bastard...

Elespiaculinario
Elespiaculinario

I think it is too much, Starbucks products are overrated, they should supersize customer service trainings for baristas and take care of their guest without attitude. Love my local coffee shop where the beans are roasted in location. This only adds more to the confusion at the time of placing an order. The only reason I go to starbucks is to redeem gift certificades in red velvet cupcakesCulinaryspy Facebook

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