Lobster Fellatio: Hot New Europop Music Video Trend

Europop videos are insane, trashy, absurd, absurdist and, once again, insane. Even by those standards, this video from Nikita is a doozy. Rabbits, lizards, rubber-clad vixens on stationary bikes (chafe much?), women in "Eyes Wide Shut" masks, food porn and porn porn. (Probably NSFW though that depends on where you work.)

It includes lobster fellatio, steak-licking, live goldfish-eating and, as Europopped, who brought it to our attention, points out: "my favorite part... when one of the girls eats American money ($100 bills, naturally)." Naturally. Tarkovsky would weep.