Charlie Sheen Now Has His Own Tiger Blood Hot Dog
Thanks to Charlie Sheen, #tigerblood isn't just a Twitter meme, it's a condiment.
Around 2 p.m. today, the former "Two and a Half Men" star rolled into Sherman Oaks hot dog stand The Infield, where he Tweeted about the daily deal: The Charlie Dog, a $5 hot dog served with "tiger blood." We don't know if the quote marks are explanatory or just bad grammar. (We're told @charliesheen really is Sheen's Twitter feed.)
Either way, we'd rather spend a weekend watching Sheen and his ménage-à-porn family slurping down hot dogs and wallowing in Qaddafi-like delusions of grandeur than watch two minutes of "The King's Speech." Excuse us while our faces melt and we weep over the exploded bodies of our children. Yeah, we're on a drug. That drug is burgers!