Cheese Expert Needed: Anywhere, Anytime, Any (American) Cheese
Gourmet.com American cheese
Thanks to Mediabistro for this one, which is a hilarious want ad from Craigslist in Boston. If you read (past tense) Gourmet magazine, you may remember this lovely ode to square cheese. Although a working knowledge of Proust, irony, and actual cheese may or may not be relevant to the job.