Your Counter Intelligence Preview: In Which Mr. Gold Visits Spice Table

Instead of beginning with the reference to Anne Fishbein's photos, why can't Jonathan Gold's reviews end with it, as yours does? That would manually defeat the crappy Va Vroom Media software that automatically picks up the first few lines of his posts for first-page summaries and release the approximately two-billion square inches of space now devoted each year to the unhelpful non-link:  "Click here for Anne Fishbein's slide show." Not only would your home page look much less goofy, it could contain additional interesting or useful quotes from the review. All you LA Weeklies would then have yet another reason for veiled glances around the room when the VVM geeks stop by for process-enforcement sessions. I have spoken.