Pastafarian Wins Right to Wear Pasta Strainer for Driver's License

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Self-professed Pastafarian Niko Alm's driver's license.
Look closely at Niko Alm's driver's license. That's not a yarmulke on his head. That's a pasta strainer.

After a three-year battle, the 19-year-old Austrian man, a self-professed Pastafarian, has won the right to wear a colander on his head in his driver's license picture.

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Congratulations, Austria. You have now overtaken Florida as the wackiest locale in the world.

Alm, who belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a spoof religion that was launched in 2005 to lampoon Kansas' attempts to teach intelligent design in school classrooms, says the sieve is required by his religion.

Austrian authorities tell the BBC that the license was issued because Mr Alm's face was visible in the photo.

"The photo was not approved on religious grounds. The only criterion for photos in driving license applications is that the whole face must be visible," said Manfred Reinthaler, a police spokesman in Vienna.

Alm announced the decision on his blog, which is in German, (we're trusting The Telegraph's translation):

"Today I was able to get my new driving licence, and in it you can clearly see that I'm wearing a colander on my head to demonstrate my allegiance to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. My headwear has now been recognised by the Republic of Austria."

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NikoAlm at the DMV

By Lefty Farkleberry

 

His driver’s test completed

at the DMV one day,

Niko stepped into the photo queue

and said, “please, snap away”.

 

“Whoa! Not here in Vienna”,

the official spoke, and then headded,

“will we make your legal image sir—

with a pasta-strainer on yourhead.”

The decorum of civ-il-ity requires

a proper felt chapeau,

Or that you wear naught at all—

let your natural ringlets flow.”

 

“Begging your pardon coun-ci-lor,”

The young man’s sincere paean,

“ ’Tis required by my religion.

For I am a knee-bendin’ devotee of

     the Church of Spa-gh-et-ti;

An every third-Thursday at three

     go to meetin’,

Sanctified—Pastafarian.”

 

from: “Wrasslin’ Bear Cubs……”

Book III: Canyon Wren Press

 

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