Pussy: The Energy Drink That Leaves You Dry

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Pussy, the energy drink that leaves you dry.
They were originally going to call it Vagina Dentata or maybe Wild Mustache Rides, but these ad wizards decided to forgo cleverness for shock value. They simply named their new energy drink Pussy.

From the website:

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity.

So are graphics that look like Ed Hardy Lite and a "100% natural" blend of grape juice, lime, grenadilla, lychee and fizzy water infused with six (count em!) "selected botanical herbs." Despite all that, it still just sorta tastes like chicken.

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Gavingloer2010
Gavingloer2010

bravo   on the    shock value  idea  lets  see how  long that last till some  idiot  crys offense

novenator
novenator

Holy crap that's funny. This is pure marketing genius. Sex sells.

Reddy Kilowatt
Reddy Kilowatt

Wasn't it just the other day that one of the LA Weekly writers was criticizing Washington politicians for not -- in the writer's judgment -- staying focused on the big problems facing the country?

Getting back to the current fascinating topic, I wonder if a thousand years from now the younger generation will be so easily manipulated by sexual titillation that hucksters like these bozos will still be able to sell crap products with raffish marketing? Probably. Let's raise the voting age to 140.

Drbenway
Drbenway

Does it smell like tuna?

Pauline Adamek
Pauline Adamek

"And despite all that, it still just sorta tastes like chicken." 

Well, at least it doesn't taste like ----- never mind. 

Jeez - who the fuck is going to want to drink that?!!

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