Hollywood's 10 Most Memorable Coffee Quotes

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puuikibeach
Roasted coffee beans at the market

In honor of National Coffee Day, we've compiled a list of Hollywood's 10 Most Memorable Coffee Quotations. Why memorable movie quotations, and not, say, quotations from your favorite novels? Because we live in L.A. Duh. Turn the page.

10. Elf (2003):
[reacting to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"]
Buddy (Will Ferrell): You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.


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matsukawa1971
Coffee and cigarettes

9. Coffee and Cigarettes (2003):
Iggy Pop: Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.


8. Coffee and Cigarettes (2003):
GZA (of the Wu-Tang Clan): Want some tea?
RZA (also of the Wu): Yeah, splash me.
GZA: It's all herbals, man. No caffeine.
RZA: That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.
GZA: Tell me about it.
RZA: Caffeine leads to depression, makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits, you know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.
GZA: I'm off that shit, anyway.
RZA: Crisp and clean. No caffeine.


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Nicholas Ray
Sterling Hayden and company in Johnny Guitar

7. Johnny Guitar (1954):
Johnny (Sterling Hayden): There's only two things in this world that a real man needs: a cup of coffee and a good smoke.


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Michael Curtiz
Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca

6. Casablanca (1942):
Ilsa Lund (Ingrid Bergman): Thank you for your coffee, monsieur. I shall miss that when I leave Casablanca.

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4 comments
Scottie Fitzgerald
Scottie Fitzgerald

What a dull collection of humorless crap! Just wipe off the Intelligentsia stains, and people who would normally go to work wearing a name tag are ready for Hollywood.

pivoture
pivoture

Absolutely loved this. Great piece.

Steven Armstrong
Steven Armstrong

I'm glad you did! You should check out the "We met at Starbucks" (Best in Show) clip on Youtube. They banter on for some time. It's priceless.

Amanda Busick
Amanda Busick

What, no love for L.A. Story?

Tom: I'll have a decaf coffee. Trudi: I'll have a decaf espresso. Morris Frost: I'll have a double decaf cappuccino. Ted: Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream. Harris: I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist oflemon. Trudi: I'll have a twist of lemon. Tom: I'll have a twist of lemon. Morris Frost: I'll have a twist of lemon. Cynthia: I'll have a twist of lemon. 

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