Black Blood of the Earth: 40X Caffeine Coffee in a Mystery Location + Coffee Jerky
On Sunday, October 30th, a caffeinated cabal of lucky citizens will gather at an unknown address in Pacific Palisades to celebrate the dark art of high-octane coffee-crafting. A Berkeley scientist's fast track to twitchy fingers, speed metal heartbeats, and eyes redder than an albino hamster's, boutique "coffee" Black Blood of the Earth has emerged as an underground sensation -- largely because it offers 40 times the potency of pedestrian brew.
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At this congregation, set to get started at around noon, attendees will get to sample every brew, enjoy BBotE in cocktails both alcoholic and virgin, and taste coffee jerky -- a beguiling concept, no doubt. Nothing like a strip of grounds-rubbed goat to go with the blackest, bleakest, most hellish cup of coffee in creation.
The entry fee for this event is $10. Get in touch (firstname.lastname@example.org) to reserve your spot. An email will be sent on October 21st to notify attendees of the address. We have a feeling L.A.P.D. will be issuing a lot of speeding tickets along Sunset Boulevard that Sunday afternoon.