Culinary Bachelors Dating Show: Apply Now!

Single and looking for love in all the wrong kitchens? Pilgrim Studios (producers of Dirty Jobs, American Chopper and My Fair Wedding) is seeking a chef, restaurateur, gourmand, food writer or serious culinary enthusiast who's also an attention whore and wants to star his own dating show on "a major, cable network." (Maybe you'll get a nice ratings bump from that Rizzoli and Isles lead-in.) Prerequisites: attractive, charming, culinary enthusiast, preferably with undiagnosed Narcissistic Personality Disorder. (Sounds like a lot of people we know, but one in particular.) Details are here.