Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.

• I have a master's degree from Columbia. I also drink beer and occasionally eat fast food. You're an arrogant jerk and an embarrassment to the name.

• password is taco.

• LOLODFIJDRTIGDTYG

• Well hmm he didn't push the car to the drive through.

• how do you think he got to the drive in?

• Nice one.Helped me  a lot.Thanx

• Police have often asked to see my taco.

• What an idiot.....dont drink and eat tacos... LMAO

• Tj yeah im sure the police can get him on plenty of other stuff. but actual DUI seems less than solid

•  The guy was in a drive-thru, the keys were in the ignition, and his foot was on the accelerator... technically, being asleep doesn't save him from a DUI charge, because the only thing that saved the trunk from rolling was the fact it was in park. The engine is still running, he is still behind the wheel, he is still drunk, and the car was "accelerating" (even if the wheels are not turning because it's in park.)  Legally speaking, he was "driving" at the time, without going anywhere. If the truck accidentally was bumped from park, he would have plowed into whatever or whoever was in front of him, causing a horrible accident. It is a DUI charge, because he is "driving" (aka accelerating) while under the influence. It's Taco Bell property, and if Taco Bell says they have a problem with it because he was drunk, they can sue him. Which is probably worse on his wallet than a DUI and some stupid articles on the internet that will haunt him for many, many years... Also, despite it being private property owned by Taco Bell, it is still considered public drunkenness, and even if they didn't get him for the DUI, they could have gotten him for public drunkenness. so it hardly matters. Besides, who cares?

• hmm. if being in the back seat but with keys in ignition counts, that would be some major BS

• In Fla if ur keys are in the ignition, that's a dui, do not pass go, do not collect 200 bones, straight to jail..

• wtf, srsly

• i would totally assume that too, but i dont want anyone convicted on assumptions. if the state doesnt have to prove this case then why would they ever have to

• lmfao this is so funny

• He did drive to the Taco Bell befor he passed out, and I would assume he was drunk before he arrived...

• That taco looks fucking delicious.  

• i agree, i only root for legally proving ones case, and this guy has plenty counting against him. he also has some defense points going for him.. he was on private property and probably nobody witnessed him drive anywhere on public streets at that time. but, if he had been passed out in the back seat, keys in pocket? i say no way

• It would be easier to argue if the car wasn't on....fire. ^_^

• youre repeating whats already been said, and besides i have big doubts thats the case, and besides again, if it is the case its highly unjust

• Legally speaking the keys dont even have to be in the ignition to get booked for DUI. you could pass out in the backseat with the keys in your pocket and they can book you for DUI

• Ugh! I coulda' had a V8!

• A taco is a much better form of ID

• makes me feel better about the nude #BoardwalkEmpire-inspired feather boa dance I did for Julian last night.

• makes me feel better about the nude #BoardwalkEmpire-inspired feather boa dance I did for Julian last night.

• I thought Real Steel was the story of my life, but actually, this is even closer.

• yeah "duh" of course he drove there in all probability, but he wasnt driving or on public streets at that specific time so he wasnt caught red handed. either way he needs to have the book thrown at him, but if the law is so loose on this particular charge then other people can really get the short stick, like the other comment replies show. getting a DUI for sleeping in the back with keys in pocket would be total BS

• Duh, how do you think he got to the drive in?

• Yes, if the keys are in the ignition, you still get DUId.  Also know people who've gotten DUIs on bicycles.

• I like your comments. It shows your attention to detail and shimmering fucking personality.

• Hahaha! Doofus

• Love your "fourth meal" reference. It shows your professionalism and research.

• A taco? Wrong ethnic-identity... This fathead hillbilly should have presented a bag of pork rinds and a nude photo of his stepdaughter.

• being in a car with the keys while drunk is 'in control of the vehicle' - even parked legally and asleep in the back with the keys in your pocket! How do I know? Yeah - outside a party I slept in my car and ...

• He should have handed them a donut!

• Didn't Paris Hilton get away with this? Oh, that wasn't a taco.....

• That says Florida.

• In this gentleman's defense, being passed out drunk in your car in a Taco Bell drive-thru with your engine on fire does in fact qualify as valid proof of Florida residency.

• his truck was on, and he was "in control" of the motor vehicle. people have been charged with DUI for being passed out in a parked car with the engine off because the keys were in the ignition!

• legally speaking, how does he get booked on DUI when he wasnt even driving? being in a parking lot doesnt count, and being asleep and parked sure doesnt count either

• real crime here is that he lives in California and decided to go to taco bell

• Fourthmeal is one word you guys.

• OK, real story here, if you fall asleep with your foot on the accelerator in that truck, the engine catches fire rather than cutting out.  Oh ya, and stupid people drink beer and eat fast food.

• omg, i can't help but laugh!

• ...wow, I suddenly feel better about myself.

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