10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

Miss Turkey in her custom-print hamburger bikini.

It's probably too late to purchase most of these gifts in time for Christmas, but that doesn't mean we can't sit and drool at the intersection of food and fashion. Sorry, Miss Turkey's custom-made burger bikini was auctioned off for charity months ago.

10. Hot Dog Socks:
At only $6.80/pair, these hot dog socks from Popkiller should keep your feet warm and looking stylish.

9. Nyancat Shirt:
True to its name, Hot Topic never lets a pop culture trend go unexploited. Thank goodness this shirt ($22.50 - $24.50) featuring the flying-cat-in-a-pop-tart meme doesn't come with speakers, like some sort of wearable Hallmark shirt, endlessly playing the mind-melting Nyancat theme.

8. Tootsie Roll Scarf:
Sorry, but for $28, you only get Fred Flare's brown and pink Tootsie Roll scarf, not the model wearing it.

7. Bacon Scarf:
Etsy, that repository of regretful ideas and vagina-themed art, never falls short in the bacon department. This crochet bacon and eggs scarf is thick, warm and meaty. And at only $85, it's a steal.

6. Silk Bacon Scarf:
Still on the Etsy/bacon tip without looking like it came from a home ec class circa 1972, there's this abstract handpainted silk scarf ($57) with streaks of pink, red and white that clearly connote bacon.