5 Paula Deen Holiday Recipes We Don't Want To Try

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Paula Deen
Peek-a-boo, y'all.
In the spirit of the season, we thought we'd go through 2011 Rose Parade Grand Marshal Paula Deen's rich, buttery collection of online holiday recipes and highlight a few stand-outs. Deen is the author of cookbooks, magazines and hosts "Paula's Best Dishes" on the Food Network. The take-away? When in doubt, throw everything into a deep fryer.

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5. Deep Fried Stuffing On A Stick:
When you get tired of ordinary stuffing, use this recipe to complicate and fatten up the traditional stuff. Deen prepares and bakes a batch of stuffing, divides it into twelve portions, puts each serving on a stick, rolls the stuffing sticks in flour and finally drops them into a sea of cooking oil.


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4. Deep Fried Cranberry Sauce Fritters
It's hard to tell whether these fritters are an appetizer, a side dish or a dessert -- can't knock Deen for creating versatile dishes. For this oily and sugary recipe, dredge rounds of frozen cranberry sauce in a floury batter. Then fry, baby, fry.


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3. Christmas Ham:
What holiday is complete without a ham? From the surface, Deen's Christmas Ham looks like any other butt end ham. But look at the surface again. There are Christmas decorations on that ham. Deen instructs aspiring butterers to unroll two cans of crescent rolls into a rectangular shape, and "drape" them over the partially baked ham, fully covering it in dough. Take a third can of crescent rolls and use cookie cutters to make holiday shapes that will adorn your "dough draped ham." Nothing like doughy ham.


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ArtsBeatLA
ArtsBeatLA

Incidentally, does anyone ever want to try her fat and butter-laden recipes?!

I thought her show was for entertainment value only.

ArtsBeatLA
ArtsBeatLA

FYI - it's "flak"  as in anti-aircraft fire, wartime shrapnel and strong criticism.

Mikoe Wozz
Mikoe Wozz

Another restaurant cliaimed to use fresh mozz arella cheese,where it'sdishes were actually made with economy cheddar.the "freshpasta"advertieshed on another meau tumed out to be frozen.--Agedate. ℃⊙M--anice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and youngermen,to interact with each other

Toberead
Toberead

Fruitcake cookies were a holiday favorite of my Mom's.  (Although hers looked much more appetizing than Paula's.)  They're actually much better than fruitcake because of the smaller shape - they get crispy on the outside and don't have that soggy texture. 

Known Universe
Known Universe

I never see anything about this woman outside these pages. You do a good job of keeping her before the public.

not the Grinch
not the Grinch

This article is "in the spirit of the season"?? Whose season are you talking about here, the Grinch's? I'm not a Paula Dean fanatic or anything; I don't even think I've ever tried one of her recipes. But seeing such a mean-spirited "holiday" article, I can't help but stand up in her defense.

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