5 Great Foods of Great Britain: Spotted Dick + More Hilarity

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The United Kingdom has such a confusing culinary reputation. At once birthplace to a few of the world's blandest dishes, and yet the same place that brought us Gordon Ramsay and some of the most hilariously named foods imaginable.

It's those foods that we honor today: The oddly named, the somewhat vulgar and the just plain perplexing from England, Scotland and Wales. It was hard to narrow it down to just five, and to ignore that old favorite, bubble and squeak, but we did. Turn the page for the best named British food, past and present.

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5. Cullen Skink:
To those not in the know, the name seems like either gibberish or a singing woodland creature not yet featured in a Disney film -- but the dish itself is a truly lovely smoked fish and potato soup that is the specialty of a village in Scotland. Other fantastically named Scottish dishes include clapshot and cock-a-leekie. We like Scotland.


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4. Tatties and Bashed Neeps:
It's SO close to being entirely inappropriate save a few vowels. Turns out they are mashed potatoes and turnips, respectively. No wonder they went sassy. Commonly served with haggis, which if you don't know, is a sheep's stomach stuffed with oatmeal and assorted sheep offal. It tastes better than it sounds.


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Spotted Dick in a Can
3. Spotted Dick:
We'd be remiss if this classic wasn't on the list. Available in cans, we suspect this ends up in bachelorette party gift bags more often than it is actually consumed Stateside. Too bad really, it's a sweet sponge cake, studded with dried fruit. Lately, some restaurateurs have taken to calling is Spotted Richard, which we think takes all the fun out of it.

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4 comments
jgold
jgold

I am here to protest the omission of Cock-a-Leekie. Because: best-named soup ever. Ever.

Rachael
Rachael

It was included!!!! Sort of. See: cullen skink. 

owenl
owenl

Just FYI - haggis made by stuffing sheep's bladder with offal and barley (and some innocuous things too). No cow involved.

Also - how could you leave out the simple kipper....but in fact you picked a bunch of winners - spoiled for choice really

Rachael
Rachael

Owen, so nice to hear from you! And how funny that after all these years, I just now realize you're from England. :-) Anyway, I've never seen a recipe that includes barley, but it certainly makes sense. Thanks!

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