Top 5 Crops NOT in Season at the Farmers Markets

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Felicia Friesema
Plums. Not in season.
Farmers markets are locavore magnets, true. And we have these absurdly expansive seasons complete with weather-defying microclimates tucked into coastal hillsides. They're like little agricultural Brigadoons, weaving their misty trickery to bring us year-round local blueberries, asparagus and artichokes. So even though it tweaks our seasonal sensibilities when we hear someone asking, in all ignorant sincerity, why nobody has any peaches, we can forgive them for thinking that, here in L.A., anything really is possible.

But it's not. It's February -- albeit an unseasonably warm one -- and we're feeling the itch for spring and summer harvests that are yet to come. Here are our top five farmers market crops that are truly and completely not in season. So, for the love of Amelia Saltsman, please stop asking for them and wait, patiently, for nature to do her thing.

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Felicia Friesema
5. Corn:
Early plantings out in Coachella will bring us corn harvests earlier than some parts of the country, but that's still way off, and those first ears of corn are rarely as good as the juicy cobs of July and August. If someone has it on their tables, raise an eyebrow and ask questions. To our knowledge, there is no place within 100 miles of L.A. that stays warm enough long enough in winter to yield good fresh corn.


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Felicia Friesema
4. Eggplant:
Oh, do we miss our summer grill-smoked baba ghanoush. Prick the skin and set it on the grill whole, off-flame and with ample, well-soaked mesquite or apple wood chips. In less than an hour, you have soft and smoky magic ready for a spin in the food processor with a little lemon juice, garlic, and tahini: IN JULY. Not even remotely in season. Go eat a carrot. They're really good right now.


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Felicia Friesema
3. Squash blossoms:
They're the precursors to summer squash. They're big and juicy and sunny yellow and they absolutely hate cold weather. If it's still dipping below 50 degrees at night, they aren't happening. Think early summer -- and that's a bit generous -- and stick to artichokes for your edible flowers.


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Felicia Friesema
2. Mulberries:
Those long delicate fingers thick with juicy beads of skin-staining berry elixir drive us to distraction. And there is no greenhouse on this planet that can force them into existence before they're good and ready. Easily bruised and super soft, they do not suffer long transport either, which means they are a truly local crop. Think May, assuming the weather cooperates.


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Pasadena Cfms
Pasadena Cfms

Good to realize there is really a season for EVERYTHING

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Jenn G
Jenn G

And if you do ask your farmer, ask politely. Please! This isn't Trader Joe's. How many angry people I've seen storming away when a farmer says sorry, their summer peach crop was devastated by  mother nature, so no, there won't be any more this year. How about offering condolences to the farmer, who has been wiped out 70% of their annual plantings, and not getting visibly irritated because your weekend will simply now be peach-free.

Felicia
Felicia

I totally should have mentioned this too.  It curdles my blood when people take it upon themselves to rake vendors over the coals for not having the variety they expect.  Compassion!  Empathy!  Community!  So many things affect how much of a crop actually makes it to market.  

Dave Lieberman
Dave Lieberman

6. Tomatoes. No, I'm sorry, they're just not... and the stuff coming from the hothouses resembles a summer tomato about as much as cherries picked rock-hard in Israel and flown halfway around the world resemble fruit.

Felicia
Felicia

Good sun-warmed heirloom tomatoes - yes.  Technically you're right.  But there ARE some farmers that are able to grow them psuedo-hot house style with minimal intervention thanks to their mild climates and cool weather varieties.  Are they as good as a summer heirloom tomato?  I don't think so.  But they're a prime example of a local crop that actually does ok in what is technically the off-season.  

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