Gwyneth Paltrow's Quick Recipe for Busy Moms: Quail Egg Pasta with Black Truffles + Welcome Our New Guest Food Columnist

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Andrea Raffin
Editor's note: As many of you have probably noticed, the Weekly is currently searching for a new food critic. This sort of thing takes time. Sometimes a lot of time, right? So in the interim, we've asked (begged, really) noted cookbook author, television personality, foodist, movie star and local mom Gwyneth Paltrow to come aboard as our guest columnist. We're also very happy to announce our partnership with her company goop. Welcome, Gwyneth! Her first story...

My close friend and confidant Victoria Beckham and I were just discussing over brunch how stressful it is being busy moms in heels. It's insane. Between reading emails, making vision boards with Isabel Marant, and researching the most effective psyllium husk, there's very little time to whip together a quick, healthy, committed and tolerant weekday night dinner for your family.

So I created this recipe for a yummy Quail Egg Pasta that is so truly amazing and entirely original but most importantly: a quick fix for busy moms everywhere.

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pasta with black truffles
Quail Egg Pasta with Black Truffles
Serves: 4
Time: 2.5 hours

2 cups Italian "00" flour (I get mine when I raid Mario Batali's home pantry but you can find it at Italian specialty markets or online)
6 organic, grass-fed, free-range quail eggs, hatched within 7 miles of your condo
1 farm fresh chicken egg with the same aforementioned qualifications
1/2 cup browned butter
1 black truffle (If you can't find this at your local grocer, order online from Dean & Deluca for $430. A little exy but so worth it)
white truffle oil (samesies)
10-year aged artisan Parmigiano Reggiano cheese from a tiny farm in Modena, Italia
organic Italian parsley
fleur de sel (if you don't know what this is you should just stop reading immediately)
bottle of dry red wine*

1. First, make the pasta by combining the flour and the chicken egg and knead until perfect. Then put it through your electric KitchenAid attachment which, like my $85 IceMilk apron, is a must-have for any cook. Then, hang the pasta for an hour to dry. I recommend using a Serge Gainsbourg album as your kitchen timer. When the music is over, the pasta is ready for you to throw into a huge pot of boiling water until al dente.

2. Next, brown your butter. Heating too quickly will result in a burnt flavor instead of nutty one. Sometimes I'll do it a few times to get it just right. No worries though, just pour the bad stuff in a stainless steel tub labeled "Failed Butter" and toss it in your compost pile. You'll need extra butter if this is the case. Poach the quail eggs in a separate pot of boiling water. When it looks gorgeous, add the brown butter and quail eggs to the naked pasta. Next, drizzle with truffle oil, shave black truffle, and grate il formaggio over the top. Finally, sprinkle with some parsley and fleur de sel. Note: Twirling in a circle when sprinkling the fleur de sel increases longevity and consciousness.

3. Dude. This is such a delicious and a simple dinner idea for busy moms around the globe. My family and I often enjoy it when we're in a rush between Apple's "Microbiotics in the 18th Century" class and Moses' "Beekeeping for Urban Babies" seminar at the London School of Pleasantries. And one time when Mario Batali stopped by at 3 a.m. unexpectedly for no reason (as he often does), I whipped this up and we ate, sang and laughed about the time a brick from my outdoor wood-burning oven fell and hit my husband in the head, which was actually the inspiration for "Clocks." Freakin' good times, yo.

Love,
gp

*to drink while you're cooking or just existing.

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 "Quick Recipe For Busy Moms" has to be referring to the brevity of the insanely expensive ingredient list for mothers rich enough to have personal chefs. I mean, it says 2.5 hours cook time!!! How the fuck is that quick! What the hell is going on at the Weekly???? You guys really need to get your shit together. And why would anyone care what an anorexic celebrity had to say about food!!???

babybelle
babybelle

Ok...april foools w/ a 'lil mention of this & that huh,

babybelle
babybelle

hello? (L.A.weekly) editor...'author'Gwyneth...Most (busy) moms in America -busy or not- don't hav access to 'black truffles' let alone can afford the delicatessen to be shaved in the pasta they 'whip' up for a (weekday night dinner) at home!! @Gwyneth: 'Quail Egg Pasta (with Black Truffles) that is so truly amazing and entirely original but most importantly: a quick fix for busy moms everywhere'

Winegrrl
Winegrrl

Just looked at the date...I jumped the gun! 

Winegrrl
Winegrrl

Please tell me this is satire.

victorzsoto
victorzsoto

Free Samples are offered for a limited time so when they are posted please take advantage of the offer before it is gone. Look online for "Official Samples" where I was able to get healthy product samples.

ROMBOT3200
ROMBOT3200

This is a quail egg. Quail tastes good, unless it's from a vice-president. This pasta is just the right length and height. Is that goop? It looks like poi. Oh, Coldplay is on the muzack. One of my daughter-in-laws likes them. Oh, you don't want me to sing "Paradise"?

Scout
Scout

Here's the main problem...she could be trying to play to the character that everyone accuses her of, but at the same time, she really IS that character. Name dropping, inaccessibility yet the delusion of reaching out to the every-woman. She should just accept who she is. A snob with one audience. We can't all be everything Gwyneth, but we will continue to make fun of you for who you really are.

Scholifield
Scholifield

She has so many rich white girl problems. This story better be an April Fools joke

Purplegirll
Purplegirll

ok I now like GP way more........funny

Nicole
Nicole

Good for her for being willing to be a good sport and take the backlash on this. The one thing I can't get over is how much she looks like Martha Stewart in that photo. I never noticed the resemblance before.

Sheila Kiely
Sheila Kiely

ha! Go Gyneth.. Now to avail of the opportunity to shamelessly attempt to self-publicise :) i'm a mom of 6 and have just released a cookbook for the genuinely busy people out there who rely on their local supermarket for ingredients, it's called Gimme the Recipe.

Cherifeather
Cherifeather

Ok. You got me for a minute. Happy April Fools!

Pat
Pat

Funny. lol Nothing quick about that dish lol . BTW if you want a food critic, Ill take the job ........I write all the time about food in my blogs :) 

ss80
ss80

brilliant! so bought it for a moment

@gmdlt
@gmdlt

So relieved this column is for April Fools Day. Headline scared me.

April
April

I saw the 2.5 hours and.....that was good!

Goober
Goober

Bwa ha ha ha ha 

Pauline Adamek
Pauline Adamek

This is from our beloved Gwyneth?!  Since when would she ever utter these words from her pearlescent lips?!  "Freakin' good times, yo."   I don't think so!  :)

KP
KP

She should try Oregon truffle. We have fantastic truffle here and an annual  truffle  festival too.

Andi
Andi

Dude, a $400 pasta dinner. For what moms? Come on.

John S
John S

Although she does say "hatched" with reference to the quail eggs, so I guess you are actually supposed to use quail hatchlings...  Makes sense, they're tender...

Erin
Erin

April fools!!!

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