Miller Lite's New Punch-Top Can: A New Gimmick for Your Useless Gadgets

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Miller Lite punch-top can
MillerCoors is about to change your Miller Lite drinking experience. Are you kept up at night by the difficulties of enjoying that great, less filling taste so feverishly that you just can't unleash it from the can fast enough? Do you pine for a time when drinking your beer from the can will be just like drinking it from a glass? Rest easy, friend. The new punch-top can is here to ease your troubles.

Yesterday MillerCoors launched the ad campaign that will accompany the new Miller Lite and MGD 12 oz. and 16 oz. cans. The can features a depressible tab that admits air as it is releasing liquid, removing that "glug" effect that has long characterized drinking from a can. Director of innovation and activation for Miller Lite Amy Breeze says, "On our testing, consumers told us they prefer the punch-top can 3-to-1 over the standard beer can because it's more like drinking from a pilsner glass." The advertisers did not run with the glassware-like effect or the improved shotgunning implications of this new design. Focus of the ad campaign, "How will you punch it?" will instead be the personal creative possibilities for your own method of opening the punch hole.

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Drumstick opening technique
An illustration on the can label recommends a key to push that second tab through. But why stop there? The commercial will really open your eyes to tab-punching possibilities. Like when you're camping, you can use that handy carabiner to punch the can; or when you're backstage at a concert with a Miller product in hand, just wait for the drummer to come off before his encore and he'll undoubtedly use his drumstick to assist you.

The idea of a can that uses an airflow hole is not innovative: It's pretty rudimentary for beverage cans. The stay-on-tab of today was preceded in the 1960s by a smooth, sealed surface that was opened by punching two holes in either side of the seamed-on end. That pointed tip on your double-sided bottle opener, technically called a church key, was instrumental for piercing the flat top of the can. Perhaps it was clever of DraftFCB to breath new life into very old airflow engineering technology.

You'll have the whole summer to absorb the commercial's charming suggestions for opening your beer. We're not sure of the staying power of this design (the Vortex Bottle managed to linger), but it will become standardized on every can of Miller Lite and MGD, giving you plenty of opportunities to try yourself. It looks like you can finally pull your ski poles out of storage and repurpose that épée. That six-pack in the fridge isn't going to open itself.

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the twice chipped guy
the twice chipped guy

Punch top seems to be the best because if you go to the best bars in Europe, USA, heck anywhere on earth the best beer always is on tap and when it is pored it is pored the tap way making the lest disturbance in delivery which makes the beer hold its head up and it's natural taste come through. but more than this the process of recycling is aided in the fact the cap is the same as the body of the dispenser and the cost of recycling is offset in the process which show less metal is more efficient and makes for a better can. All beer should come in such cans and the trinket designers could be making key bobs or cap top can openers or bringing back the old P-38 with a twist, what ever floats your boat but this is revolutionary in design. You kick butt Miller Lite! Here is a chance to prove Guys have the right idea and girls just don't know beer.

Don
Don

Two words!  USELESS GIMMICK!  

the twice chipped guy
the twice chipped guy

Punch top seems to be the best because if you go to the best bars in Europe, USA, Dude, Koreans know beer, heck anywhere on earth the best beer is always on tap and when it is pored; It is pored the Tap Way making the lest disturbance in delivery which makes the beer hold its head up and it’s natural taste come through. But more than this the process of recycling is aided in the fact the cap of the can is the same as the body of the dispenser and the cost of recycling is offset in the process which shows less metal is more efficient and makes for a better can. All beer should come in such cans and the trinket designers could be making key bobs or cap top can openers or even bringing back the old P-38 with a twister, what ever floats your boat but this is revolutionary in design. You kick butt Miller Lite! Here is a chance to prove we have the right idea and doing something for the environment can be fun, and refreshing. Who says that's not drinking responsibly?

PUA dropout
PUA dropout

I will explain this one for everyone here,   "Shotgunning" a beer just got easier, might just be an incredible coincidence...the article barely mentions it, ...its frat guy beer! this is innovation!

Mstigger2448
Mstigger2448

where can i get the key to buy for this 

susan
susan

does anybody know who and what band sing the music for the new miller lite punch top cans?  it starts out,"how do like me now?" driving me crazy not knowing

Suemd
Suemd

This is nothing new.... We did this in since the 70's....

Kirsten J Walstedt
Kirsten J Walstedt

I was so confused by these commercials. I still don't see the need for a second hole. I've never had a problem drinking from a can with one hole. 

ellis seawell
ellis seawell

Hey, MillerCoors! Want to really improve the can? Put some Steel Reserve in that bitch! Or, maybe ship 'em empty, or, well, hell, just cut out the middle man and fill 'em with piss. It's so close already.

Nate
Nate

At least this is better than the vortex bottle. This can actually be useful.

Millsy
Millsy

A pocket knife does the same thing...I have been doing it for years.

Dante_bball
Dante_bball

69beers has it right. Man that could be great for my foul tasting protein drinks too. That bottle can rocks!

Pepperb
Pepperb

If they would just spend the money they waste on marketing gimmicks to improve the taste of their beer they might not have to rely on those gimmicks in the first palce.  Just sayin'.

Old Style
Old Style

How about a can with no tab whatsoever.  You use a can opener/church key to make a small hole, rotate can 180 degrees, make a larger hole, then place mouth on the larger of the two openings.  Very retro and far more fun.

Mbalmer
Mbalmer

Check out Church Key Brewery out of the Seattle/Portland area.  They are doing just that.

Steven Ward
Steven Ward

Seriously....Miller is paying how much to come up with useless crap like this???

MicahFourFour
MicahFourFour

Yeah; that Amy is "Director of innovation and activation"... wonder how big is her bonus and how expensive her staff is.  That top heaviness how companies go glug glug glug...  Then of course get a bailout from the Dear Leader.

Brandon Buck
Brandon Buck

I guess I shouldn't hand my keys to a designated driver if I want to pound back these Miller Lites that much faster.

Dante_bball
Dante_bball

Dude check out 69beers bottle can!! It's SWEET.!!!

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