10 Best Milkshakes in Los Angeles

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Aaron Stein-Chester
Shake at Sweet Rose Creamery
David Lynch has written at some length about his creative meditations and the fact that for many years they were fueled by little more than the chocolate milkshake at Bob's Big Boy in Burbank. We're big Lynch fans. We think his films are beyond brilliant. Still, we can't help but wonder at the heights he might have reached had he been drinking a decent milkshake.

A good milkshake is as much about ratios as the quality of ingredients. Ice cream to milk to syrup to fruit -- or whiskey or slices of pie, as the case may be. A good milkshake will hover at the midpoint between soupy and solid, thick enough to hold a cherry on top but not so thick that it requires a spoon to eat it. And a great milkshake will adhere to all these ratios and, you know, taste good, too. Turn the page for 10 of Los Angeles' finest shakes.

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Aaron Stein-Chester
Polly's blackberry pie shake
10. Polly's Bakery Cafe:
This Southern California chain leaves something to be desired. A few things, actually. But what Polly's Bakery Café lacks in solid milkshake texture, and clientele under the age of 70, it more than makes up in willingness to sacrifice an entire slice of pie for a milkshake. Almost any pie on the menu, blended right in with vanilla ice cream and milk. Sure, the Apple Pie Shake at the Counter is thicker. But while the Counter leaves little more than a slightly grainy texture to suggest the presence of pie, Polly's pie milkshake is a coarser blend, scattering bits of buttery crust particulate and fruity seeds floating about in the milkiness. 819 W. Carson, Torrance; (310) 533-8124; Various locations.

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Emma Courtland
Connal's mint milkshake
9. Connal's:
Expect no frills at this South Pasadena sandwich stop. Just milk and ice cream, proportioned with surprising perfection, and served in a Styrofoam cup. Priced both on size and flavor, the biggest and most expensive of which sets you back only about $3 before tax. Still well within Vincent Vega range. Did you order a side of sass mouth with that shake? Nope, it seems the staff just threw that in for free. 1505 E. Washington Blvd., Pasadena; (626) 794-5018.

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Emma Courtland
Mashti Malone's
8. Mashti Malone's:
The Persian ice cream at Saffron & Rose may be gooey, and indulgent, and more numerous in flavors. But the wonderfully creamy scoops at Mashti Malone's, floral infusions rich with rosewater, cardamom and saffron, are better suited for milkshaking. The more intensely perfumed flavors, which to some taste a bit like Bed Bath & Beyond, are tempered by the additional milk in the shake. Sipping the lavender shake -- at first cold on the tongue, then warm in the throat -- is a strange but intensely pleasurable experience. 1525 N. La Brea Ave., Hollywood; (323) 874-6168.

Turn the page for picks 7 through 5...

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Polly's Bakery Cafe

819 W. Carson St., Torrance, CA

Category: Restaurant

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Milk

7290 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Restaurant

Pazzo Gelato

3827 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Restaurant

Sweet Rose Creamery

225 26th St., Santa Monica, CA

Category: Restaurant

BLD

7450 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Music

Fair Oaks Pharmacy and Soda Fountain

1526 Mission St., South Pasadena, CA

Category: General

The Oinkster

2005 Colorado Blvd., Eagle Rock, CA

Category: Restaurant

The 101 Coffee Shop

6145 Franklin Ave., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Restaurant

Mashti Malone's Ice Cream

1525 N. La Brea Ave., Los Angeles, CA

Category: Restaurant

Connal's Burgers, Salads & Subs

1505 E. Washington Blvd., Pasadena, CA

Category: Restaurant

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micahrzehnder
micahrzehnder

MILK is a complete joke. The milkshake listed here is almost undrinkable. It's like drinking warm milk with a bunch of candy thrown in. It's embarassing for anyone to say it's a good milkshake, let alone suggest it is the best.. perhaps the best at illustrating how NOT to make a milkshake.In-N-Out makes a far superior milkshake to MILK hah Ridiculous.I assume MILK paid the LA Weekly to say this. DO NOT GO TO MILK, IT'S A SCAM!

 

Pretty much everywhere else deserves to be on this list though. McConnal's shakes are really something, really old school, like $2.50, and they use real fruit. That's a deal straight out of the 50's. It's not quite as nuanced as some of the others, but it's about as quintessential a milkshake as you can get.Pro tip at Fair Oaks: if you're with a friend they'll split a single shake into two for you, which makes the shake about the right size, and makes the cost only about $3.50 per person, worth doing unless you want to die from sugar overload. Their malted chocolate and fresh banana is excellent though, the banana comes through a little more than at McConnal's. The shake is a bit thinner than at McConnal's though, but it's classic, and the whipped cream they use is quite good.If any of you ever make it to the OC, there is a place called Strickland's that makes ungodly vanilla milkshakes, the platonic ideal of a vanilla milkshake, and they make them in obscene sizes for like $2 on Monday's from 4 pm to 8 pm (but they pretty much keep it going till their closing time at 10 pm). In general, their frozen custard is out of this world, beating even most of the best ice creams / gelatos in LA, despite how great they are.

Staylor973
Staylor973

When lucky devils on Hollywood Blvd made shakes a few years ago, there was none better. Why they took the best item on their menu off is still mind boggling.

aepiztman
aepiztman

Totally forgot Essential Chocolate Desserts in Culver City. They carry Lapperts Ice Cream from Richmond CA and are artists in their shake making. With flavors like Kauai Pie (kona coffe , macadamia nuts coconut and fudge swirl) to their specialty red velvet cake ice cream shake meadow with ECD's own red velvet cake you can't go wrong.

JC
JC

Can't wait to go to Milk...and it's only 6:45 a.m.  Sounds DELISH!

Snoopy
Snoopy

Millions of Milkshakes

Hry
Hry

Connal's is in Pasadena, not South Pasadena

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Carly
Carly

Does anyone know where to get a soymilk milkshake in town?

Shane
Shane

Swingers Peanut Butter and Banana milkshake should be an honorable mention.

Ecourtland
Ecourtland

Hey Mark, I think you're right. I wasn't sure about that line but I left it in anyway. The shake at Sweet Rose tastes great, but it literally knocked me out for a while. Like I'd been given a very sweet sedative. Ultimately, that's what I was trying to communicate. But that's not quite how it reads. Thanks for your comment. I'm going to change it.  

Bear Mark
Bear Mark

"Finishing it feels like being roofied, gently, by a Ryan Gosling type, then topped with fresh whipped cream." You maybe want to read that out loud and reconsider? 

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