Please God Don't Let Gwyneth Paltrow Play Gabrielle Hamilton in Blood Bones & Butter

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Gabrielle Hamilton (left); Gwyneth Paltrow (right)
The news broke Wednesday that Gwyneth Paltrow, that golden wounded swan of an actress, is in talks to play chef Gabrielle Hamilton in the film adaptation of Hamilton's memoir Blood Bones & Butter. There is so much wrong with this casting decision I don't even know where to begin.

First, I've met Hamilton and there's only one way to describe her: bad ass. Even without meeting her, just reading her book, or eating at her restaurant for that matter, you can't help but be struck by the bad assness of this woman. A woman who practically raised herself; who opened a restaurant in New York almost single-handed and was one of the very first chefs in that city to turn regular diners on to offal and sardines; who worked the line two days before giving birth to a child and simultaneously wrote one of the most engaging, weird, honest food memoirs in recent years. Bad. Ass.

Now I've got nothing against old Gwynnie, but there's one phrase she never EVER brings to mind and that's "bad ass." She is golden and light and all things slender and pert, but she's not tough. She is, however, a "foodie," repugnant word that that is, and I fear that it's this distinction that is guiding her interest in the part.

Gwyneth, we get it. You have managed to do things in the food world that most food professionals can only dream of: write a cookbook, host a food and travel television show. You're pals with Mario Batali. You have a wood fired pizza oven in your yard. I'm sure you're a very nice person and love food very very much and sincerely want to do Gabrielle Hamilton justice in this film, but please please just don't.

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cornas
cornas

Gabrielle Hamilton is a complete bitch.  Ask her own sister, whose husband Gabrielle was (is?) screwing.  She's not a badass, she's a self-centered piece of garbage.

harrymurkin
harrymurkin

Tilda Swinton i s amazing . Gweneth Paltrow pales in comparrison.

Gweneth Paltrow only gets roles because  her parents were actors . She sucks !

Ali_Trachta
Ali_Trachta moderator communitymanager

I've always kind of been a Laura Linney fan for roles like this. Or maybe Laura Dern? One of the Lauras.

brodell
brodell

I thought of Cate Blanchett as well, but Tilda is also a brilliant choice. I doubt either of them would do it if they're selling it as another Eat Pray Love/Julie & Julia, which they shouldn't, but I bet they are.

greg539
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You are so right!! and yay to the person who suggested either one of the Laura's to do it!

 

Ali_Trachta
Ali_Trachta moderator communitymanager

I've always been a fan of Laura Linney for roles like this. Or maybe Laura Dern? One of the Lauras.

oddlyme
oddlyme

Well said!

 

And ohh, strangegrl - fab rec for TIlda Swinton!

ascattergood
ascattergood moderator editor

Dunno, I guess if they got Robert Downey, Jr. to play Michele it could work. Jeff Bridges could do a walk-on as Bittman. He'd have to shave his head again, but it'd be worth it. 

 

strangegrl.sf
strangegrl.sf

fire your casting director and get either Tilda Swinton or Cate Blanchett.

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