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K Fed Gets Axe'd

by Linda Immediato
April 17, 2007 2:04 PM

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AXE, yeah, that men's body spray whose commercials are in heavy rotation, featuring panting women attacking men in elevators, a full on epic battle scene between brunettes and blondes over the affection of one freshly sprayed dude and various other two minute clips illustrating the power of their libido raising scent. According to AXE, this shit is like roofie perfume. "Spray more, get more" is their slogan. And the get more is of course, pussy. The company says on their website that their men's body fragrance "stimulates the clothing-removal section of the female brain. Which means you can fulfill more of your manly desires." Well, as if all that wasn't enough to sell cheap smelling cologne, AXE is relaunching its new and improved bodysprays with the help of K Fed. Yes, Britney's ex is going to jump around inside a 60 foot inflatable AXE can in the middle of Hollywood and Highland tomorrow. I always wondered what spell K douche had on poor Brit, maybe it was the AXE bodyspray that kept him "smelling like man candy all day" or the AXE deoderant that according to the site " comes out as easy as cherry pie." ew.

See K Fed jump in an inflatable can
WHEN: Wednesday, April 18, Noon to 1PM
WHERE: 1724 N Highland Ave. (just north of Hollywood blvd.)
Los Angeles, CA

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