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Newly single and ready to mingle, it's no big surprise that Britney Spears has been frequenting the typical LA celeb cesspools like Hyde, Teddy's and Area the past few months, but it looks like now the popstress is hanging (and lettin' it all hang out) where she'll be blindly worshiped no matter what tragic fashion choices she makes.

Our pals over gayfest Tigerheat, Thursdays at Arena on Santa Monica Blvd.--- [UPDATE: NOW AT AVALON] tell us Ms. Spears caused quite a commotion at the club last week. The club is a celebration all things pop/Top 40, and along with one name divas like Christina, Janet and Beyonce, Brit's music reigns here.

Though there is a separate VIP lounge, our Tiger peeps tell us she preferred to revel in the love of the "normal" folk by repeatedly walking through the main dance room with bodyguards in tow. You may have heard that one overzealous femme-bot got a little too close and got shot with a taser gun. Well, it's true, but we hear the fans weren't the only ones who were man-handled a little too harshly. Even the owner's boyfriend fell victim to the rough ways of Spears' burly boys.

Other Brit tidbits: "Her boots were hideous!" … "She looked bloated, I didn't even think it was really her!"… "Bad extensions"… Okay, maybe we wrong about the gays' blind worship, huh?

B also visited We Ho wonderland the Abbey the next night, and just this week, Hamburger Mary's…

Love the trashy-fashion lovin' pop tart or just love to diss her? Either way y'all might get a chance to see her in the flesh this eve. Our sources say, she mentioned returning to the 'Heat tonight.

Also, we can't let a Spears item go by on the Style Council without weighing in on her clothing ensembles as of late. As a fellow new mama, I'm particularly opinionated about what looks good and what doesn't post-pregnancy.

I wont jump on the "bad mom" bandwagon regarding whether or not Britney should be going out so much. I don't think you lose your desire to have fun when you become a mom. She might be overdoing it, but who am I to say? It's more about how you carry yourself.

Look for a blog item from me soon with hot mom style rules, but for now here's three Brit has definitely broken.

1. Accentuate your newly ample bossoms but don't let 'em pop out of your top.
2. Wear hair in a natural looking, casual style like a ponytail. Changing hormones levels make it extra fragile so don't do too much with it. Over-dyeing and extensions are a no-no right now.
3. Panty-lines are a bitch, but wear undies, especially post-preggo. Stuff is still going on down there that nobody wants to see.

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