Top 10 Worst Musician-Endorsed Stocking Stuffers, Including 50 Cent Condoms, ODB Rap Snacks, and More
Sometimes musicians should stick to making music. Lots of musicians endorse or make products that lie outside their expertise, lending their name to products that have, let's say, questionable quality. Regardless of whether it's Rap Snacks or 50 Cent jimmy hats, these are products you don't want landing in your stocking this Christmas. So in honor of those who have been more naughty than nice this year, we have compiled a few lumps of coal provided by some misguided musicians. Let's hope your stocking stays blissfully devoid of these terrible musician-endorsed stocking stuffers:![]()
Questionable quality: Must be filtered through Rob Zombie's beard.
9. "Fancy" Perfume by Jessica Simpson

Questionable quality: By the look of this bottle, "Fancy" must smell like Golden Girls' farts.
8. Kiss Wine
Questionable quality: May or may not be distilled from Gene Simmon's tongue juice.
7. Rap Snacks

Questionable quality: In theory Rap Snacks look like a lot of fun, but I'm pretty sure Dirt McGirt Onion chips taste like ODB's Reeboks.
6. Celebrity Sweat workout video by Nelly
Questionable quality: Nelly seems to have taken off all his clothes BEFORE it got hot in there.
5. 50 Cent's Magic Stick Condoms

Questionable quality: Ok, 50's jimmy hats didn't actually hit the mainstream market, but if you do find one, consider yourself lucky. If you actually use one, however, perhaps you should seek medical help. Immediately. From 50 himself: "But it just didn't work out because I wanted things in it that wouldn't work. I wanted things that would prolong sexual performance. You could just put it on and just go." Apparently, 50's thunderdong chemicals had some "complications."


































