Top 10 Musicians Who Should Become American Apparel Spokesmodels

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Anna Webber
Tearist's Yasmine Kittles (L.A.) should team up with MNDR (Brooklyn) for a bicoastal AmApp campaign
American Apparel is the company that everyone loves to hate. Yeah, yeah, they're always under scrutiny for something or other and lately, they've been struggling to survive due to mismanagement and over-expansion. But L.A. needs jobs, and American Apparel employs a lot of people in the city's mostly evaporated garment industry. So maybe enlisting musicians as models and creative directors will bring attention back to the declining brand? With the recent announcement of Will.i.Am's new gig as "director of creative innovation" at Intel and Lady Gaga's collaboration with Polaroid, we were thinking of musicians who could help keep American Apparel alive. Here are 10 musicians that could moonlight as American Apparel Creative Directors (or models):

10. Alaina Moore - Tennis

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Tennis' Alaina Moore epitomizes the recent trend of American Apparel's turn towards prepster aesthetic. Her yacht rock aesthetic may have been gleaned from her eight months sailing the world with her husband and bandmate Patrick Riley. Ahoy!

9. Zola Jesus

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Zola Jesus is shaping up to be the goth Lady Gaga, with her amalgamation of Siouxie Sioux angst with subtle pop sensibilities. Her style follows suit, and as American Apparel's creative director, perhaps she could help them grab a bit of that Hot Topic market. Mope mope mope.

8. Santi White

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Although she's been off the radar as of late, we still love Santi White. She's crackles with creative energy and a DIY fashion flair that could help keep American Apparel afloat. Not to mention her seeming insatiable appetite for neon sunglasses, which would at least help boost sales.

7. Earl Sweatshirt - Odd Future

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They're not even old enough to drink, but Odd Future's tidal wave of hype has gotten critics drunk from the possibilities of this absurd and awesome hip hop outfit. If one member of these crazy yougin'z should be the face of the brand, we think it should be Earl Sweatshirt. And he could even change his name to reflect current trends like Earl "Unisex Flex Fleece Zip Hoody" Sweatshirt.

6. Patrick Wolf

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The U.K. based baroque electro popster Patrick Wolf has a style all his own, and as an American Apparel spokesperson or model, he could keep the brand as cutting edge as his ever changing look. Now that Wolf is engaged to his boyfriend perhaps he can settle down as a married man and enjoy the simple things in life, like salvaging a tanking company.

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Yo, check out the POSERS!
Yo, check out the POSERS!

lessee one looks like lindsay lohan and would prolly rather spend her money on more expensive clothing. A couple look like Flock of Seagulls groupies that have gone into the future in a time machine?

I recently saw tearist and while I know Black(and pale skin in Southern Cali?) is a popular color for hipsters and will never die, I thought she or a a friend had actually made her own clothing from leftover 80's cheesy stuff like a huge bright sweater.

I know any little bit of dough can help(for hipsters after all they live on their friends or parents couches), but this area need better jobs than some cheap odd jobs where you come up to some rude snob who thinks he or shes trendier than you just because they work in a place that caters to "POSERS" and people with unoriginal ideas.

I remember reading something about Dave Mustaine being pissed about being held liable for false endorsement deals for gear... meaning I say I play such and such but in reality I play thru something different. So be careful of the word "endorsement" , legally wise it actually means something in this country now LA Weekly.

Poison
Poison

Someone must be aching for a boning. Can't wait for LA Weekly to tire of all these link-bait lists and instead finally produce all the overwritten erotica and poorly produced softcore it so wants to. When's the post on LA's top nip slips and crotch shots coming?

LA Weekly Music
LA Weekly Music

LA's Top Nip Slips and Crotch Shots? Count us in! Send your submissions to LA Weekly Music.

Thanks for the advice.

Batman
Batman

Possibly the lamest, creepiest piece The Weekly has ever posted. Slow news day?

lawmusicmoderator
lawmusicmoderator

Creepy? How?

Mr90069
Mr90069

CREEPY is right. I never comment on blogs... but this article? SUPER CREEPY. AP, a big company (with a store on th breach in Malibu?=excess), talking about the models and spokes people they WISH they had? And crying to the public because they don't? This list of people (most) offer up a style that is way more thought out and way more interesting that the mass produced UNIFORMS AP sells on a global level. It's basically the same as MERVYN'S complaining that Celine Dion wont do a commercial for their fabulous knock off checkered "vans" slip ons. Ew.

Erin
Erin

I can't believe you didn't say Juliette Lewis!

Tiray
Tiray

TOTALLY AGREE! JULIETTE LEWIS IS AMERICAN APPAREL! I wanna bring jazz to it also!

Ray157
Ray157

No one said Ke$ha?

Karen
Karen

I said the exact same thing to American Apparel last time I was in with Alaina.

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