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1. Insane Clown Posse
We're pretty sure ICP causes global warming. Fuckin' breakups--how do they work?
Radiohead, Phish, String Cheese, Shins, No Doubt, Arcade Fire etc etc
FUCK U ICP,AEROSMITH KORN and LINKIN PARK FUCKIN RULEZ
White Stripes = Bland, boring nonsense.
However, I do agree that every band on this list needs to break up.Except I.C.P......I'm not a Juggalo, but let's face it, if you ever listen to them, you'd be complete liar if you said their lyrics weren't amusing.
I see them more as a comedy act than a band, and I thoroughly enjoy laughing at their goofy/over-the-top songs.
Also, they (unlike every other lame band on this list) always have and always will have a strong underground following.
The only band on this list that was ever worth listening to (musically speaking) is Aerosmith (And their last good album was Pump)
Yes, the new music from old artists is not cutting it these days. thats why we need to check out some new music!
Young Rockers like never before!See the sensation now! They just finished up the Key Club with Carlos Cavazo from Quiet Riot and Ratt!
korn kicks the white stripes ASS
I feel for Bobb Bruno.
You could have got any pothead chick to wail over those scuzzed out chords.
after seeing the white stripes live, I thinkt hey should have broken up a LOOOONG time ago. what a shit band. I want that hour of my life back
Linkin Park, Korn, and Weezer all released some of their best work this past year. How are they on this list?
and Korn's last five albums have been largely about subjects other than Jonathan Davis' childhood.
I am sorry but this is all a load of LA crap. Most of the bands mentioned are probably ones that don't SUCK UP to LA weekly and give their cloying reporters a head's up on SECRET SHOW GIGS! Linken Park remains a viable and relevant band and anybody that loves Death Cab for Cutie will automatically have a thing for Postal Service. Pearl Jam tredding on past their due date is pure sacrilege. Perhaps in La-La Land, it is de rigueur to made snide and malicious lists like this to call attention to one's self or be provocative. But please keep this baloney to yourself next time!
How's about no. The White Stripes offered us a handfull of semi-decent songs that nobody will remember in 20 years time. I'm even going to say that ICP shouldn't be on this list, because at least it's easy to be enthusiastic about disliking them, whereas disliking the white stripes is more along the lines of "not another mediocre indie band".
Who cares what bands should break up? its as simple as this ladies and gentleman....there is such thing as turning the radio or tv off! when will anyone ever learn this? if you don't like the music,then don't listen to it but no one cares to hear you bitch about what you like and don't like...in all honesty you stating your so called "opinion" is getting more stale than the music your complaining about
Welcome to America, the country built upon the right to state your opinion. Fuck off.
I do agree with you seezy how ever u spell it none of you know what its like to be a juggalo or be made fun of or picked on we are outcasts of society and we are fine with that you all just dont understand our lifestyle at all and im proud of who i am and what ive become insane clown posse are business men violent j is a very successful business man maybe what u didnt hear is its a family owned business and we are welcome to all if u been messed with picked on dont wanna be a part of abercrombie or american eagle or even holister bullshit like stuck up and act like ur shit dont stink then come on come all we are juggalo scrubs and dgaf about what nobody thinks or anything if u feel like u dont belong in any other kind of group and ur the outcast come be a juggalo cuz family is what its all about. But on the right note i think green day linkin park disturbed stone sour all the same bullshit you hear on the radio should break up cuz its always the same songs and usually when they all make new music it sounds jus like the last album they recorded pearl jam was the shit back in the day but now ya they should jus stop making music cuz its pointless it all sounds the exact same. Weezer korn offspring and the white strips are good it may not be ur type of music but i like all diff kinds of music jus cuz im a juggalo dont mean anything so all of u typing pointless comments besides seezy give it up it dont matter what u post on here it aint gonna make a diff what u say bout icp cuz that makes the juggalo community stronger and them more famous so ftfo and stop hating
How does GD and Linkin Park's new music sound like their old music? Yeah, they should have broken up before they recorded it, but saying that makes you look like an idiot.
Learn how to use periods and proper grammer Profitposseboy. That wall of text is not getting your point across. You make all us juggalos look uneducated and just outright lame.
The White Stripes are gay.. like this article.
The white stripes suck
the white stripes??? i thought this band broke up years ago, i dont listen to shitty radio music unless i go to the bar and am forced to listen to it. Their most famous song is a cover!!! Why even hate on ICP nobody is forced to listen to it, its not on the radio, you clicked on the video and watched it. I know that their music will never be understood by most people and thats fine but ICP has accomplished way more than these emo fags (20 years in existence, thousands of shows, their own gathering where people literally come from around the world just to be together, their own record label, marketing geniuses where every juggalo has bought at least a few hundred dollars of merchandise, a fan base that is actually more than just fans of their music, an idea that is unique and not copied like seven nation army is, their own language, a discography that includes over 35 cd's of material and still counting, inspired many bands and other artists etc.). Anyway heres some shitty bands/artists that are way worse than ICP.....Nickleback, Green Day, all of todays county music, kings of leon, lil wayne, wiz khalifa, rascal flatts...lol WOW. All of these artists put out whiny bullshit that is so overplayed and liked by every john doe that turns on the radio. P.S. Why not make fun of juggalo island?? that song is worse than miracles, at least then i would give some credibility to the author of this pointless article.
Maybe the Insane Clown Posse belongs at number one (to say that they absolutely suck balls would be to understate the truth), but how the hell is Metallica not even on this list? With everything they have done since the Black Album, they have piled more and more excrement upon their once proud legacy. Even Ozzy hasn't sold out as badly as Metallica. Each new album brings more radio-friendly trash. They have no respect for their fans. Every member of the band despises the others, and yet they stay together just because they are making money. It would be nice if they could at least break up long enough for us to be able to have fond memories of Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets again.
Yeah, these bands that are still happy working and pleasing their listeners should quit instead of a band that's decided they don't want to be a band anymore. I don't like any of the listed bands, but I think it's fairly fucked up you think they should retire and deprive the fans of their music just because you don't like it, all the while forcing a band that's finished to continue working.
After publishing this "piece", How are you going to erase it from the Internets?
I'm surprised no one's mentioned Nickelback
I thought they broke up. Damn.
Another shitty blog.
Wow, that really does make a lot of sense dude. Wow.
C'mon Drew, don't be lame. Pearl Jam. C'mon...really? Pull your head out and be a legit music writer instead of pander to the SEO hits you get paid on. Thanks.
Drew Tewksbury is a 'Grade A' Douche
The author is a total D-bag...The White Stripes is TWO people. There's only so much of TWO people you can listen to. I like the White Stripes and all but Pearl Jam, Korn, and Weezer have had MUCH more success than the White Stripes. Just because these bands' time has come and gone doesn't mean you can piss all over them. And, Yes ICP sucks. Why even bring them up. If it was 1980, you'd probably wishing for Zeppelin to break up instead of Genesis. Get some damn perspective.
So Pearl Jam should break up cause they won't sell out? What are you doing writing about music?
Black Eyed Peas, Uspew,
This douche who wrote this article is pretty much dead on with #10, 9, and 8 from there on up he lost it until ICP. U2 should definitely be in there as all the readers out there agree.
Pearl Jam should break up because they're only making music for their fans...what kind of fucktarded logic is that? If they'd changed their sound to be more mainstream you would said they should break up for selling out. Another hater...
R.E.M. (about 1995), Rolling Stones (1979),U2 (1990), Green Day (sucked from Day 1),
Most people, confronted with as lame and trivial an existence as Drew Tewksbury's appears to be, would jump of the pier in Santa Monica and just keep swimming west. Say, whatever happened to trend following losers with no taste of their own? They write lame columns for people who need to be told what's cool.
"The White Stripes broke up, OMG i broke a nail!!!"
i hate all these bands but i hate the author of this article even more. you sir are a grade A doosh.
What's it like going through life thinking the word 'douche' is spelled 'doosh?'
I feel stupid as I watch Insane Clown Posse's Video
You really want five more albums, each of which sounds extremely similar to its predecessor yet sounds remarkably worse at the same time? Really?
Fuckin' Green Day, Offspring, pretty much any band that gets their early music still played on KROQ while recording shit after shit, year after year since the early days. So many better choices for this.
I think KROQ should break up.
Hilarious! Agreed. Seems KROQ hasn't played much of anything new since the 90s!