10 People You Love to Hate in the Pit at a Crowded Show
Wooooooooooo!!!!! You got into the secret show everyone's trying to get into! Moreover, you've muscled and/or flirted your way into the front of crowd. You can smell the stage (among other things). You can look at the soles of your idols' shoes. Except your triumph is being diminished by... The Pit Pests. These helpful, beautifully illustrated descriptions will allow you to quickly identify and avoid potential pit pests who may otherwise ruin your concert experience. You may have already encountered some of these characters:
9. That one person who has no sense of where their own limbs or body parts are at any given moment. She may have already narrowly missed poking your eye out while she was rabidly pointing at the lead singer OR his head may have already come this close to giving you a bloody nose while he was headbanging.
3. Short girl with overly protective 7-foot-tall boyfriend forming a cage around her. She's difficult to avoid because you may never know she exists. She may give you a dirty look from time to time, but the real threat is...
And for the Number One Person You Love to Hate in the Pit: