Nightranger's Search For the Sexiest, Glitziest Bands In LA: Nylon Pink, Conquistador and Hammered Satin

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Nylon Pink
We were tempted to check out original glamsters The Sweet (well, one of 'em) at the Echoplex last Thursday, but a fresher batch of foxes on the run had us hopping around Hollywood instead.

Amid the stubbly faces, dumb t-shirts and quirky nerd looks all over rock stages these days, there's a definite dearth of sex and glamour. (Pop music, yes; rock music, no). On a local level, few bands have the balls to dress-up, peacock-out and schlock shit up.

Last night, we caught three outlandish, unabashedly sexy bands that are a major exception. These acts renew our enthusiasm in rock n' roll showman-(and woman)-ship. They take chances. They dare to make us smile or seduce us, or both. They're bringing "glam" back, though in different ways and genres. In fact, they've inspired us to actively search out swagger and spectacle on stage again. We will blog our continuing search right here on West Coast Sound, so check back.

And the first three bands to make our "Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am" hot list are:

Nylon Pink

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Lina Lecaro
Nylon Pink at Playhouse. From Left: Kiki Wongo, Katt Lee, Kaila Yu, and Genn.

Gorgeous Asian girls in cutesy get-ups rockin' out. What's not to love/lust? Self-described as "Hello Kitty on Acid," the Harajuku-ish hotties are admittedly all about the visual package for the most part, but they've got a sonic sass appeal as well. The rock is more like rock candy (think Katy Perry or The Go-Gos) and the dancier stuff is more generic than say Gaga, though with the right producer, there's potential for more.

Their CD, Dirty In Pink, is fluffy fun, and the sassy come-ons and catchy beats have made for fitting backdrop placement to reality TV's escapist settings on The Hills and The Bad Girls Club (natch).

The gals were arguably the high point of the RAWArtists Fashion Show last night at Playhouse. The runway -and dancefloor- was hoochie central, and though Pink were in skimpy togs too, they brought a more flashy, less trashy feel to the event.


Conquistador

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Lina Lecaro
Conquistador at 3 Clubs

Conquistador slays the stage when it comes to campy, crazy, mad-funky performance. Their motto is "The Band. The Brand. The 'Stache," and singer Alexander Antebi (a Doug Henning lookalike, but more macho) has a curled lip-do that's truly a thing of wonder. But don't let that deter you. Mustaches might be ubiquitous in hispterville, but AA's been rocking his fuzz for years and his is award winning: he took "The World Beard & Mustache Championship in '07."

The band brought its meld of Love Boat disco beats, Zappa-flaired psychedelia and Bowie glam rock to the 3 Clubs last night and if the vivacious sounds and charismatic frontman weren't enough, there was more. A lot more. Foxy backup singers. Holly Lovecat (of Mynx, an act we'll surely be covering in upcoming sexy band blogs) on bongos. Mad lights surrounding the band. And last but not least, fabulously coordinated outfits. Last night was white night. Let Conquistador conquer your heart at 3 Clubs all month long. The band's residency runs through Feb. 24.

Hammered Satin

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Lina Lecaro
Hammered Satin at Green Door

They're great self-promoters and they 've got the art of guyliner down. But like the golden gods they're obviously inspired by, Hammered Satin are not exactly punctual. Which was a very good thing for us last night, as we were able to go from Playhouse to 3 Clubs to Green Door and still catch their full show at 1 a.m. We've been amused by Swedish singer Noah Wallace since his days in the similarly Dollsy S'cool Girls, and we're glad to see him sticking with the androgynous '70's sleazester guise. Cant really imagine him doing anything else. Satin are surprisingly tight considering Wallace's wacky, all-over-the- place show antics (and since last night's party called "This Bitch" was kind of empty, he had room to floor and amp hump, as well as crawl, roll and even run around and knee slide). It may not be the thing right now, but these guys are reverent to the retro-decadence of hot pants and platforms-era glam rock and we respect that.

Read more about the RAW Artists show at Playhouse, the 3 Clubs band nights, and "This Bitch" at Green Door in this next week's Nightranger wrap-up. More pics in next week's slideshow.

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Heidi Schweitzer
Heidi Schweitzer

Thanks sooooo much for your support and coming to all the shows and we will see you at the next one Albert! =)

Albert Schweitzer
Albert Schweitzer

I can't help having friends with no taste in music or venue - which explains why I've seen the band/vanity project three times (at least I've never had to pay). If I ever see them again it'll be purely coincidental. I take it you're a member of the band Judy?? Hurling random accusations around probably isn't the best way to answer critics. Making better music, getting a better band and changing up your tired act is.

Albert Schweitzer
Albert Schweitzer

Having seen Conquistador live I wasn't very impressed by their music or the ability of their band members to play cohesively. It seems to be a huge vanity project for their singer/leader and gimmick in chief Alexander. Their tunes are instantly forgettable and the only memorable thing about them is that they play the same 5 or 6 songs every week and perform the same "act" in the same cheaply thrown together costumes. There's no need to dance on the bar everytime you play a gig. It's boring and repetitive. Only in LA would you find such a (hollow) victory of style over substance. In a word: Crap!

Heidi Schweitzer
Heidi Schweitzer

Albert, you sound like a bitter member of the band that is no longer with Conquistador. =)

Albert Schweitzer
Albert Schweitzer

Hi Judy, No I'm not a member (and never have been) of conquistador - I just frequent the dives of LA looking for excitement. The band isnt inploding already is it? The comments I made a week ago were simply my opinion of the band. I saw them again when they played Crazy Girls - the strip bar for chicks that are too ugly for Suicide Girls dot com. It was the same shitty music, the same shitty costumes, the same shitty band (now with a new female fifth wheel on Maraca duty) and the same shitty stage schtick. I originally said they were a "(hollow) victory of style over substance", I'd like to revise that to "they've got no style and no substance". In a word: Crappier!

Heidi Schweitzer
Heidi Schweitzer

Thanks sooooo much for your support and coming to all the shows and we will see you at the next one Albert! =)

Judy Schweitzer
Judy Schweitzer

Albert, you sound like a bitter member of the band that is no longer with Conquistador. =)

guest
guest

i dont know what youre talking about "one of the guitarists aint actually Asian." ALL of nylon pink is asian.

Lina
Lina

Corrected/deleted that line. Thanks again. Guitarist Genn is "half-Chinese," but even Yu agrees "she looks white," so it was an honest mistake ;)

Lina
Lina

I guess I made an assumption based on looks (& last names). Will double check & if Im wrong, correct. Thanks for the tip :)

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