Paris Hilton + Absinthe + Stolen Cake = Lamest PR Stunt of the Week

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Paris Hilton's 2008 birhtday, not involving absinthe or stolen baked goods or lame PR press-releases

Some PR creature just sent us the following statement. It's like staring at The Void right in the face, while The Void throws up pungent chunks right in your face:

In response to the Lucid Absinthe Paris Hilton Birthday cake being stolen by Paz, a party crasher, President and CEO Jared Gurfein of Viridian Spirits, which owns Lucid absinthe, releases the official statement below:


"It is very unfortunate that someone stole the cake from Paris's birthday party. We had the cake designed especially for Paris with Lucid in the batter and a beautiful representation of Lucid's artwork on it, which she had requested to meet the Moulin Rouge theme of the party. We're happy that Paris and her guests were able to enjoy a night of Lucid cocktails, including the Paris Lemonade / Paris frozen Lucid Sorbet - and only wish that the guests could have tried her delicious cake.  As for Paz, feel free to connect with us on the Lucid Absinthe Facebook page, where we would love to hear your side of the story and we will try to arrange for you to try Lucid yourself!"


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Harrison McBane
Harrison McBane

Paris is such an attention whore but I do like absinthe. My trouble is I have a really hard time finding a good one that is not $200 a bottle. I found a cool list of absinthe reviews here you may want to take a look at.

Trace Mann
Trace Mann

Stoners steal cake…kush induced coma turns into violent sugar rush…cake thieves only make it a few blocks..leaving a trail of skim milk and half chewed candles. LAPD detectives were quick to make an arrest charging 23 yr. old: Napoleon Frost and accomplice 22 yr. old: Creme Brulee with grand theft "cake." Paramedics said both victims were revived, only to slip into a coma after onlookers sprayed the two with something called "Passport" perfume…Funeral services will be held at Randy's Donuts…officers are on leave without pay pending a full investigation by Captain Crunch peanut butter…film at 11:00PM

Spaceballricochet
Spaceballricochet

isn't it more than a little ironic that you're posting this? i just unsubscribed you from my RSS.

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