Paris Hilton + Absinthe + Stolen Cake = Lamest PR Stunt of the Week

Paris Hilton's 2008 birhtday, not involving absinthe or stolen baked goods or lame PR press-releases

Some PR creature just sent us the following statement. It's like staring at The Void right in the face, while The Void throws up pungent chunks right in your face:

In response to the Lucid Absinthe Paris Hilton Birthday cake being stolen by Paz, a party crasher, President and CEO Jared Gurfein of Viridian Spirits, which owns Lucid absinthe, releases the official statement below:

"It is very unfortunate that someone stole the cake from Paris's birthday party. We had the cake designed especially for Paris with Lucid in the batter and a beautiful representation of Lucid's artwork on it, which she had requested to meet the Moulin Rouge theme of the party. We're happy that Paris and her guests were able to enjoy a night of Lucid cocktails, including the Paris Lemonade / Paris frozen Lucid Sorbet - and only wish that the guests could have tried her delicious cake.  As for Paz, feel free to connect with us on the Lucid Absinthe Facebook page, where we would love to hear your side of the story and we will try to arrange for you to try Lucid yourself!"