Strokes' Guitarist Albert Hammond, Jr.: "Garage Music Sounds Like Crap"

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Ah, the Strokes. The foot-in-mouth gift that keeps on giving.

Today Spinner posted an interview with Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond, Jr., who whines about his band being considered "garage" because a) he doesn't have a garage (no, really), and b) "garage music sounds like crap" and--at least according to him--the Strokes don't. Read the excerpts:

On being called leaders of the "garage band" revival: We never understood what they meant when they said that in the first place. I always thought of our songs as beautiful melodic songs with counterpoint. When I hear garage music, it doesn't sound like us at all -- it sounds like crap. It's not melodic. I understand, you have to put some label on it or something. I imagine they're used to hearing modern records that have a certain sound that maybe wasn't on our record. But we just thought that other stuff sounded stale. For some reason, that got characterized as garage rock, and I don't even know what that means, because I don't have a garage.
On not having to work for a living: Before was just the time that was needed to come back in the right frame of mind, and after was a mixture of stuff. We worked on music, and then we had to take some time off and then we recorded it twice, so the recording process, that was the biggest thing.
On doing loads of drug and stuff: I mean, it's not like we had so much success that we couldn't deal with it, but having any, it gives you a certain freedom, and you're young and you tend to be excessive about it, at least for me, with drugs and going out and stuff like that. And then you kind of lose yourself in that and find your way back.
On comparing the Strokes to classic bands from the past: You start to realize, instead of crazy stories, I'd rather end up with crazy amazing albums. That's what I've learned from my fellow musicians of the '50s and '60s and '70s, all my idols. Eventually, it catches up, and you always would rather end up with music than anything else. As cool as rock 'n' roll stories are, it ain't that cool.
On self-recording a home studio: We went up to my studio upstate just with the idea of recording the two songs we hadn't gotten to finish at the other studio in New York, and maybe, just maybe, doing some overdubs as we listened to stuff we had recorded. And then the first song we recorded at my place was a song called 'Machu Picchu,' and it was by far the best-sounding thing we had done. And it was like, "Wow, we did this ourselves, up here. That's a good sign."
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Drewsef
Drewsef

Not to pile on, but this site is getting ridiculous. I understand that SEO keywords that have to be worked in and online-fights have to be started to get pageviews these days, but it’s started feel like a lot of what WCS publishes recently is either a transparent excuse to put “NSFW!!!” in the headline, or else just witlessly talking shit on a random musician for no particular reason. It would be totally okay to write a vicious article bashing the Strokes, as long as it was backed up by…well, anything…or at least cleverly written. I love a good, snarky takedown. But this is just pointless name-calling.

This site used to have some great music writing, and it still does once in a while, but it’s getting harder and harder to wade through the half-literate crap to get there.

Person
Person

I personally like The Strokes. He was just stating his opinion. I think he thought by "garage" music you meant "teenagers who hung out in their garage trying to learn to play guitar from Youtube instructional videos because of Guitar Hero III, who played at the talent show and failed miserably before giving up, who have a cheap knock-off electric guitar collecting dust in the corner of their rooms that they now claim is just for decoration and who never really accomplished anything music-related" music. I still think The Strokes bloody rock. Just my opinion... :)

DF
DF

I meant for the demos before 'Is This It', by the way.

Ester
Ester

I actually think he thought we'd be like, "Yeah! The Strokes suck!" which goes to show how out of touch LA Weekly is...

anton
anton

What pisses me off even more are his bitchy little replies to the comments below (oh you got us! seems to be the only thing he can say) and then he backs off, changes the article, and we never hear from him again. Where are you dave? Did we "get you" this time? What a complete bitch. I've never met or seen the dude, and I can tell you for a fact that he's one of the people in the world who just really needs his ass kicked.

DF
DF

If you had cared to find out about the band, you would probably know that they were not rich when they were younger. When their producer asked for $600, all five of them, put together, only had half of that, and had to tour for a month straight to get the other half.

Blah
Blah

hahaha, can't even stick yo your original points! stop begging for a attention you idiot.

Tim
Tim

LA Weekly, I respectfully request that you change the format of your website so that I am able to go back and edit my original comment. It just seems really unfair that you can change your mind and take things back while the rest of us commit to our views.

bass player
bass player

Dave Parkman went and altered his article after the commenters took him to task (more like ripped him to shreds)? Oh the irony. Now whose foot is in whose mouth?

lame
lame

This article was clearly written to get attention, or the writer is just an ass hat. Guessing both.

Pablo
Pablo

This post made me want to light my pubes on fire.

Ester
Ester

He took out the "one-hit wonder" comment too...ha!

Danny
Danny

You should really just delete this whole post. It makes absolutely no sense after you deleted all the "trust fund baby" stuff. Dave Parkman......hahahaha.

Nicky
Nicky

Only in California...Sorry the East Coast doesn't produce a bunchy of intellectually devoid pot heads (Wavves, Best Coast, etc.). I guess that's the only kind of music that can satisfy your sun baked, minuscule attention spans. (Yeah, you can lay claim to Beck, but even he was out here for a while.)You know what the crazy part is? I didn't even have to form my opinion by taking an interview with a band member WAY out of context. Nope, your guys brag openly about being degenerate retards. I guess it's out of sheer jealousy that you take a band with some talent and make a VERY sad attempt at pissing all over them.Sorry, LA, but you guys will always be New York City's whiny kid brother. No matter how many flashy lights you put up, or how much money you spend, the world will always like New York better.You lose.

P.S.LA Weekly should really consider an overhaul on their staff. This Dave Parkman guy is a piss ant, at best. This article was borderline slander.

Kcbomber
Kcbomber

World News Headline: Nicky Pronounces Los Angeles Loser in Imaginary Hipster Contest With New York!

wacka flacka
wacka flacka

I hate people that say i like their first album but then they fell off. It's like Fugazi people always say that about them. And the people that say that are conformists that just say they like things when it's what the masses say. Room on Fire is a bad ass album. And first impressions was great. The point is people are insecure, hate filled, self obsessed conformists. Just walk outside you'll see.

Greg
Greg

"On not having to work for a living: Before was just the time that was needed to come back in the right frame of mind, and after was a mixture of stuff. We worked on music, and then we had to take some time off and then we recorded it twice, so the recording process, that was the biggest thing."

Are you kidding? 1. What does this have to do with not having to work for a living? The process of recording an album has nothing to do with "having to work for a living." Bands talk about their recording process all the time even if they are a poor indie band. And after the Strokes have sold millions of albums, I think they can do what they want.

2. The Strokes have sold millions of records worldwide since 2001 and have achieved success of their own. They deserve it and can do whatever they want with their spare time.

3. If your on the topic of working, Albert Hammond Jr. has recorded two solo albums and has gone on tour around the world extensively on his time off from the Strokes. Are you jealous he is working harder than you and is more successful?

4. Something else that is funny: After you have edited this blog post of all the trust fund baby stuff, your post doesn't even make any sense anymore. Before it was at least funny and there was a sense of the post's point. Now it just doesn't make any sense at all now that you have toned it down. Idiot.

Joe™
Joe™

WTF! You totally edited the article AFTER receiving all this feedback/comments! Someone else, please tell me you noticed this?!! What a punk. First, he writes a somewhat witty, humorous article....then pusses out and edits it! He even changed the tags. Earlier, he had "RICH PEOPLE WHO SUCK" as a tag. You puss dave, stick with your guns.

Dale
Dale

Nice, you idiots edited your post of all the "trust fund baby" stuff. Is this because you are all hypocrites and trust fund babies yourself? Thank goodness for google cache and screenshots.

Hayley
Hayley

Did Dave get upset he didnt get the Justin Bieber article because JB's his favourite singer ever, learn something about music, so you know what your talking about Dave!

Sun
Sun

somebody sounds a tad jealous. Look you can have opinions about music and all but you seem to HATE them. That's being unprofessional. Sorry that they are always honest about who they are and what they think unlike most artists who lie their way through life. They write their own music, play them LIVE, and wait...you sound like a Perez Hilton wannabe. Okay, then nothing I say will get through to you. Just go chill to 'Born this way'.

Arcade11
Arcade11

daaamn, luckily i don't live in LA. a place where Miley Cyrus and Gaga are considered better than the Strokes. this guys a fucking joke.

Ester
Ester

Seriously? You make me embarrassed to be from LA. Please tell me you wrote this to get attention. This is something someone wrote a decade ago. Everyone's evolved except for you.

Coconut News
Coconut News

give it up, the strokes are cooler than you will ever be.

Dan Plesack
Dan Plesack

It is funny that the author Dave Parkman writes this. I went to high school with him and if there is a definition of a trust fund baby, it is him. His dad is a highly paid movie executive in LA and we both went to a very prestigious high school. I am wondering who got him this job at LA Weekly.

Alice
Alice

I'm ashamed to live in the same county as this man.

Matt
Matt

Rich people who suck? Whining people? Trust-fund babies? Your tags are fucking ridiculous.

YOU should stop whining, pathetic bag of shit.

El Gecko
El Gecko

I bet Dave probably likes Kings Of Leon, the shittier, South version of The Strokes. It's okay to be jealous that you're not Julian Casablancas

Audrey
Audrey

You, sir, are an asshole who is most likely tone deaf. Whoever hired you to write articles about music has either slept with you or is related to you. Goodbye.

Jea
Jea

Can't even express how furious I am over this piece of shit article.

You clearly have no clue what you're talking about. You are just one of the whiny babies in this planet who is full of complete envy. You made it pretty damn obvious.

So
So

fuckin retard you don't know shit about music

So
So

are you stupid or what

Wow you're a fucktard
Wow you're a fucktard

LOL, you're calling The Strokes BABIES?Seriously Dave, get real.

And learn how to spell Machu fucking Picchu.

Remedysin
Remedysin

Are you fucking kidding me? You obviously don't know shit about The Strokes.

fart
fart

At first, I was mad. And then I realized you live in LA... My condolences.

Tim
Tim

There is no reason for the post to exist. You picked the first week in five years with any real tangible Strokes news to write about how offensive off handed and opinionated comments are. I can't wait to see the headline of your critique of this comment: "Someone said something, observe and applaud while I take it out of context." Listen Dave, I'm sorry your shitty garage rock band can't get gigs, and that you blew your trust fund before you were able to sell 5 million records, and that people hate you based on you write and impose scenarios on your life based on how you choose to conduct yourself professionally. But hey, maybe those are all signs that you're just not cut out to be a human. Great job posting relevant news that effects peoples opinions and perceptions.

Www Thisisafakeemail
Www Thisisafakeemail

One hit wonder my ass..wow you guys have lost your minds..have you even listened to any of their albums? Obviously not. Go indulge on Lady Gags new single I'm sure that will suite you.. JOKE

Kassy
Kassy

Sounds like the guy who wrote this was having a bad day.

gMr
gMr

This is a misguided (and rather silly) interpretation of a very strong, frank testimony from Albert Hammond Jr. Sliced up and taken out of context, it might seem like Hammond is being arrogant. Read in full, he's just being straightforward and honest. Trust-fund babies? Maybe a bit, sure, all members met in one way or another at elite prep high schools in Manhattan. But Hammond bought that house AFTER making it big. They got all socialite-y AFTER making it big, spending their own money to live said lifestlye (as he admits was immature).

One hit wonders? Um, do you read Rolling Stone or NME or have you heard rock and roll since their debut LP, Is This It? Well read them, listen to rock/alternative bands emerging since 2001, and then listen to Is This It. Thereafter, listen to the strength of their next two albums. This band has changed rock and roll, far from being a one-hit wonder. Just listen to it is all.

The writer does not know what he is talking about. It's rather unfortunate.

Joe™
Joe™

I think this guy is trying to use humor similar to hipsterrunoff/altreport. Nice try.

Connor
Connor

Wow, what a awful article. The bloggers must of got their pay cheques cut in half.

William
William

Sounds like someone got blown off by one of the members of the Strokes when asking for an autograph. Sorry, Dave!

Ricky
Ricky

knee, meet jerk.

Toby
Toby

They're still "moderating" my last comment in response to their question about where to find trust-fund interns. Seeing as it wasn't profane in any way, i'm guess it was a little too sharp/close to home.

lawmusicmoderator
lawmusicmoderator

Oh, man--your sharp wit! You totally got us. We're so ashamed of ourselves.

(Actually, you got automatically "moderated" because you put a hyperlink on the comment and the bot thought you were a porn-peddler. Which you may very well be, but still. It had nothing to do with your scintillating, rapier-sharp wit.)

Ryan
Ryan

I'm starting to think this entire blog is some sort of "I'm Still Here"/"Exit Through the Gift Shop" prank. None of you could really be this totally lacking in any form of self-awareness coupled with such a willful, almost defiant stupidity. Is West Coast Sound just some post-modern critique of the Bush years?

LA Weekly Music
LA Weekly Music

Man, you totally unmasked us. West Coast Sound is carefully put together by a Frenchman who owns lots of buildings near Fairfax where he allows street artists to paste their work and a character actor disenchanted with the phoniness of LA. Oh, and an army of trust-fund interns who used to be in bad-boy bands in the 1999/2001 news cycle. Cover, blown.

Ryan
Ryan

A simple "No, that's YOUR mom!" would have sufficed.

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