Gwyneth Paltrow in Talks with Atlantic, Ruins Yet Another Song (Watch)
Singer (*cough*) Gwyneth Paltrow is in talks with Atlantic Records. Her deal, Page Six reports, is worth $900,000.
You poor mortals
Well, that's not true ... yet. She apparently hasn't signed, so the figures aren't confirmed.
We love/hate this rumor. In addition to winning an Oscar almost by default, doling out all sorts of detoxifying-your-life tips on her website GOOP (the name, not to mention content, still grosses us out), and ruining already overplayed songs, she's managed to mangle Huey Lewis and malign country music.
But she crossed the line last night on Glee because in our book, blaspheming the Purple One is the unforgivable sin. Will someone please put this show out of its misery??? Watch: