10 Fashion Combinations You Will Find this Year (and Every Year) at Coachella

By Jena Ardell Thu., Apr. 7 2011 at 8:56 AM

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It's that time of the year again, when 25,000-100,000 music lovers make the magical pilgrimage to Indio, California in order to attend the Woodstock of the desert--Coachella.

And everyone knows, hipsters and Coachella go together like peanut butter and jelly. Coachella is a hipster haven full of predictable fashions and fashion faux-pas. Here are some combinations you are guaranteed to see this year as your skin bakes underneath the Californian sun. Better pack your headdress!

10. Cropped tops and cuffed shorts (see above): Seeing skin is 'in'.

9. Maxi dresses and wide-brimmed hats: The fastest way to feel bohemian.

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8. Ray Bans and meticulously-groomed moustaches: Usually accompanied with long hair.

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7. Rompers and cowboy boots: Unpractical in the Porta-John, your feet are going to smell AND you're going to have funky tan lines. FAIL.

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6. Speedos and fanny packs: Because if you're going to wear a Speedo in the middle of a desert, you might as well go all the way.

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Garland

I got a kick out of this. You should add the rave kids. Sweaty boys dancing alone shirtless and girls in bright tutus with furry boots and/or furry ears. Oh and the plastic beaded bracelets!

California Esccorts

These are actually the 10 combinations you see at every hipster event.

vasarenar

haha thats brilliant:)

iaredunecat

uh these aren't hipsters--these are starbucks people on the loose, as is the entirety of coachella. hipsters are current on their trends. these things are outdated.

andrew h.

my question is...which one(s) will YOU be combining?

Teen LaQueefa

Miss Snarky, serving it up! There won't be anything left to wear once she's done reading!

Louminatti

Yeah, that's about right. I see a lot of quasi-retro New Hippie styling and faux-Cosmic Cowboy drag out in the desert this year. But what happened to REAL style, like these two have demonstrated for years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...