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10 Fashion Combinations You Will Find this Year (and Every Year) at Coachella

By Jena Ardell Thu., Apr. 7 2011 at 8:56 AM
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5. Short shorts with exposed pockets: We're pretty sure Britney Spears started this awful trend three or four years ago.
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4. Warpaint and dreadlocks: Facepaint of any kind earns you +10 cool points.
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3. Oversized tank tops with visible, lacy bras: Actresses and models are required, by law, to wear this combination.
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2. Hipster headdresses and model pouts: Because disgracing Native American culture is 'sexy'.
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And the for theNumber One Fashion Combination You Will Find this Year (and Every Year) at Coachella:

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Garland
Garland

I got a kick out of this. You should add the rave kids. Sweaty boys dancing alone shirtless and girls in bright tutus with furry boots and/or furry ears. Oh and the plastic beaded bracelets!  

California Esccorts
California Esccorts

These are actually the 10 combinations you see at every hipster event.

iaredunecat
iaredunecat

uh these aren't hipsters--these are starbucks people on the loose, as is the entirety of coachella. hipsters are current on their trends. these things are outdated.

andrew h.
andrew h.

my question is...which one(s) will YOU be combining?

Teen LaQueefa
Teen LaQueefa

Miss Snarky, serving it up! There won't be anything left to wear once she's done reading!

Louminatti
Louminatti

Yeah, that's about right. I see a lot of quasi-retro New Hippie styling and faux-Cosmic Cowboy drag out in the desert this year. But what happened to REAL style, like these two have demonstrated for years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Guest
Guest

Hilarious. well written

MBz
MBz

Where is the Wizard Costume?

Ruben D. López
Ruben D. López

Britney Spears' name is misspelled.

jenaardell
jenaardell

That was intentional. LOL. No it wasn't, but she'll get over it. Thanks though!!

Ryvette64
Ryvette64

So true! You forgot feathered earrings and leather headbands.

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