Coachella 2011: Kanye West Closes the Fest with Bangs and a Whimper

Categories: Coachella

Timothy Norris
Jesus walks. Kanye uses a crane.

Kanye West is way up on top of a crane, its arm slowly spinning above the crowd. "Can we get much higher?", the opening refrain from My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, blasts from the speakers. The moon is full. Tens of thousands of eyeballs are on Kanye. The spectacle begins. He's already sweating by the time the first song is done, the crane lowered.

He walks slowly through the metal barricades and up towards the stage. Pensive, he is a penitent. The misunderstood man. There will never be enough praise. All the more reason for him to put on a big, brash show.

He works his way through the hits. Fireworks spit from the back of the Coachella Stage during "Power," timed to burst each time the titular word is flung across the field. Women in tan tights dance behind him. "Jesus Walks," he tells us. He moves around the stage in his own way, like a Drunken Master. He ruins Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" yet again.

A giant sheet covers the stage to the tune of Vangelis' "Chariots of Fire." Kanye changes outfits while you're not looking. It's pointless, pompous, kind of perfect.

The show ends a few songs later. There is no Katy Perry guest appearance, despite the rumors. Just Kanye, and "Hey Mama." The crowd is confused. No one wants to leave. There's not enough praise.


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35 comments
John
John

Thousands of people were leaving the main stage area during his set. Thousands of people were unimpressed. Back at the campgrounds most people I talked to were disappointed after his first ten minutes. Who cares about the press, the fans were not into it.

LaLaLady
LaLaLady

Kanye sucked it. the crowd wasn't "speechless", they were bored and confused.

Nobleroyalty
Nobleroyalty

One of the best performances ever! Obviously people didnt see how emotional this performance was and someone please fire this idiot that wrote up this cuz it is just plain stupid! This write up left me confused!

Sbermudez7
Sbermudez7

I agree. Kayne's show was a very loud, dramatic and almost epic setting.

But kayne himself was no good. Not even close to arcade fire, kings of leon and chemical brothers

I sure as hell left confused!

Coachella420
Coachella420

Are we forgetting the stellar performances by Cold War Kids, Mumford and Sons, the Strokes, Lauren Hill and One Day as a Lion? Kanye was great but those performances were better.

Kanyesucks
Kanyesucks

I couldn't even sit through 20 minutes of it! It was sooooo bad!

SC
SC

No, this review was utter crap. The fact that you feel the need to build him up just to knock him down proves to me and everyone else that you are, at best, a media troll. Why are you writing choppy sentences like you're trying too hard at pretending to be James Joyce? Is this your silly attempt at feigning intelligence and your own pompous air, by writing a stream-of-consciousness review of what might possibly be the greatest rap/hip hop performance at Coachella of ALL TIME? Grow up, Keith. This review is pedantic, and your veiled praise just comes off as sarcasm.

lawmusicmoderator
lawmusicmoderator

Erm... I think you mean Hemingway. Joyce was known for long sentences.

ce1985
ce1985

You guys are all idiots, I'm fairly certain this was a GOOD review. Re-read it...

Escobarvic
Escobarvic

This is a very poorly written article. It doesn't matter whether you liked his performance or not as everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it's okay to use more than five words per sentence.

shay
shay

lol seriously? did you even watch the show. i don't know how you could even criticize what kanye just did. millions of people watching it stream on youtube and going crazy about it on twitter and you're saying people were confused? no you're confused.

That was the most insane concert i've seen in a LONGG time. i'm blown away. that was like a greatest hits concert and i don't know why you were expecting katy perry this was a KANYE WEST line up. Did you expect Jay Z, Alicia Keys, John Legend, The Dream, Drake, Fergie, Kid Cudi, Elton John, Ryan Leslie, Charlie Wilson and Rihanna etc... to be on the stage too?

KanYeblows
KanYeblows

I was waiting for something to make the show better... that show was soooo bad, he kept using fireworks to distract people's attention to the bright lights in the sky!

Esmussein
Esmussein

The fact that you have a job reviewing media is shocking.

Edit: It's actually appalling.

James
James

I loved it -wonderful show.

Dan13l858
Dan13l858

It seems that the blogger had a grudge going into this set. I thought the performance was on of the highlights of the weekend. The build up into "Power" was so intense. It felt like a boxer or gladiator getting ready for battle. He went through hit after hit and didn't stop. I think the fact he didn't have any guest appearance was noble. He knew if he want to make a great impression on the crowd he had to do it alone.

moses
moses

Boooo thissss man... boooooooooooooooooo!

Ragchronicles
Ragchronicles

Who hired this writer? This dumbass writer needs to go away & never touch a keyboard for the rest of his/her hating ass life. What REALLY happened was KANYE gave one of the greatest performances I have ever seen in my whole life.

Leonel
Leonel

I am assuming the blogger has no prior experience with rap or hip hop. This was Kanye's comeback and the crowd was not confused. The crowd was speechless.

zen
zen

Wow, what is this review? His performace was unreal.

Zest Is King
Zest Is King

WWriter should kill themselves

Instead if trying to be first should have given the review some more thought

jayd
jayd

performance was nothing short of amazing. author is an idiot

Gh
Gh

I think the author is still bitter about the whole Taylor Swift thing...this will go down as one of the most epic concerts ever

Kanyeisadouche
Kanyeisadouche

You need to go see some more concerts!!!! that shit was soooooo bad!!!

jake
jake

lol wtf were you watching? It was awesome the crowd were chanting his name by the end.

Alpha Q. Up
Alpha Q. Up

There will always be haters, that's the way it iss! Hater bloggers marry hater b!tches and have hater kids!

Guest
Guest

and Kanye will still suck then too!!!

Hiphopanonymous
Hiphopanonymous

i don't really understand this review. are you pro or against? i've heard only good things [obviously] so i wanted to find the first post on the event and i come across this. needless to say...i will continue my search for a better post on the event

timmy
timmy

yeah, author is an idiot

Shanay
Shanay

You're an idiot...that was one of the most iconic performances of all-time, and everyone is going crazy right now. You make it seem like the crowd left disappointed, when the truth is, you just don't know music.

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